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Old 05-28-2020, 07:20 PM   #21051 (permalink)
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Yeah I hope they burn the city to the ground when those cops get acquitted.
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Old 05-28-2020, 07:28 PM   #21052 (permalink)
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Yeah I hope they burn the city to the ground when those cops get acquitted.
**** man I was thinking the same thing earlier. I want to see bodies in the streets.

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Old 05-28-2020, 07:37 PM   #21053 (permalink)
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Are we agreed those cops are getting off? Like they probably won't be reinstated (I stand open to being wrong on even that) but they'll still get off on a reasonable doubt cause juries are suckers for seeing cops as being in a warzone where any level of brutality is excusable so long as it's possible that the victim could have eaten a can of spinach and murdered them if they so much as relaxed for a second. At best they'll get five years with four on probation or something.
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Old 05-28-2020, 07:53 PM   #21054 (permalink)
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Are we agreed those cops are getting off? Like they probably won't be reinstated (I stand open to being wrong on even that) but they'll still get off on a reasonable doubt cause juries are suckers for seeing cops as being in a warzone where any level of brutality is excusable so long as it's possible that the victim could have eaten a can of spinach and murdered them if they so much as relaxed for a second. At best they'll get five years with four on probation or something.
100%. Maaaaaaybe the actual murderer will get a kushy sentence/early retirement. The other three will go on to work in another county.

I was released from Jury Duty for saying I disagreed with the statement "cops are honest people." lol
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Old 05-28-2020, 08:03 PM   #21055 (permalink)
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I was released from Jury Duty for saying I disagreed with the statement "cops are honest people." lol
Nice. I just got one of those jury questionnaire letters so I'll make sure to say all cops are bastards.

Or I'll go the Doug Stanhope route for the lulz.

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Old 05-28-2020, 08:10 PM   #21056 (permalink)
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What got me out was telling them that standalone testimony is an unreliable form of evidence unless it's supported by other forms of evidence.
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Old 05-28-2020, 08:14 PM   #21057 (permalink)
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What got me out was telling them that standalone testimony is an unreliable form of evidence unless it's supported by other forms of evidence.
Well that's depressing. I guess if I said that CSI Miami was my Bible I'd be a shoe-in.
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Old 05-28-2020, 08:25 PM   #21058 (permalink)
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Such is life.
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Old 05-28-2020, 11:05 PM   #21059 (permalink)
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In other news, somebody started shooting at cops in Ogden.
Okay, so dude didn't just start shooting at cops as framed.

Cops were responding to a call from his wife saying that he was going to kill her. Cops showed up and he started shooting at them.
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Old 05-28-2020, 11:13 PM   #21060 (permalink)
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I couldn't even get a girl to make eye contact with me and speak 2 me much less get married at 12 :P
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