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Old 05-03-2020, 09:19 PM   #20911 (permalink)
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Then can you stop with the skim milk? You don't really like it, you just started buying it for health reasons and have convinced yourself that you actually do like it and it's annoying cause **** skim milk.
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Old 05-03-2020, 09:30 PM   #20912 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-03-2020, 09:41 PM   #20913 (permalink)
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I'm taking the dog cause I can't live without the 10/10 oral sex.
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Old 05-03-2020, 09:45 PM   #20915 (permalink)
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I'm taking the dog cause I can't live without the 10/10 oral sex.
Your tongue action could get any dog off, you don't need that bitch.
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Old 05-03-2020, 09:53 PM   #20916 (permalink)
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There's an angsty pop-punk song here waiting to happen.
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Old 05-03-2020, 10:01 PM   #20917 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2020, 10:11 PM   #20918 (permalink)
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There are already too many pop punk songs about adults having 15 year old girlfriends, we don't need to start throwing dog variations into the mix.
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Knew it was just a matter of time. I think we'd all prefer if you went back to saying horrible but genuine things rather than keeping up this scared old man look.
You’re definitely on track to be a fat diabetic and frankly I don’t think you take to horror well either. See you in back in white trash wyoming after your house burns down.
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