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05-03-2020, 09:30 PM | #20912 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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Mom, I'm finally moving out. I'm also writing you out of my will.
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05-03-2020, 09:42 PM | #20914 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I'm taking the dog cause I can't live without the 10/10 oral sex.
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05-03-2020, 09:45 PM | #20915 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Your tongue action could get any dog off, you don't need that bitch.
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05-03-2020, 09:53 PM | #20916 (permalink) | ||
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Bernie Sanders's yacht
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There's an angsty pop-punk song here waiting to happen.
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05-03-2020, 10:11 PM | #20918 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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There are already too many pop punk songs about adults having 15 year old girlfriends, we don't need to start throwing dog variations into the mix.
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05-04-2020, 01:39 AM | #20919 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Wrong twice.
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05-04-2020, 01:44 AM | #20920 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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You’re definitely on track to be a fat diabetic and frankly I don’t think you take to horror well either. See you in back in white trash wyoming after your house burns down.
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