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Old 02-18-2020, 04:53 PM   #20651 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-18-2020, 04:53 PM   #20652 (permalink)
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and the occasional fear for my goddamn life because someone didn't put them on a leash
people really should leash their dogs for everyone’s comfort and safety

especially leashed dogs

unleashed dogs charging up on your leashed dog is a tough and unfair situation

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Old 02-19-2020, 04:59 AM   #20653 (permalink)
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I mean but who doesn't like dogs?
I agree with Elph to some extent. Dogs are objectively nice animals and I don't hate them, but I just can't really like them. It's just that dogs and I don't go well together because they're too hyperactive and intrusive for me. Cats >>>>>> dogs
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Old 02-19-2020, 05:14 AM   #20654 (permalink)
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There’s two kinds of dogs: mine and everyone else’s
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Old 02-19-2020, 07:26 AM   #20655 (permalink)
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Just get a lazy ass labrador if dogs are too hyperactive for you.
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What? Labs are high maintenance af
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:02 AM   #20657 (permalink)
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Seems like chocolate labs are high energy but otherwise my experience with labs after having a few has been low maintenance nap enthusiasts.
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:23 AM   #20658 (permalink)
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Texas man, 24, drove for beer with 'mangled' corpse, body parts after allegedly striking pedestrian

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A Texas man was arrested Saturday after walking into a beer garden, a few minutes after fatally striking a pedestrian with his car and leaving his mangled body parts in the passenger seat.

Paul Joseph Garcia, 24, is accused of striking the pedestrian in a white Ford Focus, sending the body through the car’s windshield. Garcia then allegedly drove another half-mile with the deceased victim in the passenger seat, Austin's KXAN-TV reported.

Witnesses said Garcia, who was barefoot, walked “calmly” from the car into the South Austin Beer Garden “in a manner that caught the attention of the other patrons,” according to an affidavit quoted by the Austin American-Statesman.
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:27 AM   #20659 (permalink)
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Wait so elphenor's name is Paul?
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Wait so elphenor's name is Paul?
It ain’t Garcia. If it were he’d be able to keep a woman happy.
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