The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Mindy]

Originally Posted by elphenor

it's the racist stereotype

bats are sold in exotic markets, meaning they aren't like a regular part of the Chinese diet or something

I would totes eat dog because dogs suck, however I'd feel bad about eating bats

[Anteater]

Ironic.

[Mindy]

Originally Posted by elphenor

such obnoxious animals tbh

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by elphenor

such obnoxious animals tbh

would feel worse about the duck tongue I ate with my Chinese roomate

because ducks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Duck is too greasy. I think dogs would be like pork.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I mean it's more like Westerners are oddly restrictive in the meats they're willing to consume but fundamentally true.

they eat tons of **** that I would want to eat much less than a bat

But the bats could've infected some other animal they eat instead as well. From what I'm reading the reasons for suspecting the virus is from bats originally are purely scientific.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by elphenor

such obnoxious animals tbh

would feel worse about the duck tongue I ate with my Chinese roomate

because ducks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

I sense someone who didn't grow up with pets. They're usually a sociopathic lot.

[jwb]

I wouldn't be morally put off by eating a dog

I wouldn't wanna eat a dog I knew though

[The Batlord]

I mean but who doesn't like dogs?

[jwb]

Originally Posted by elphenor

my exp with dogs as an adult is exclusively them acting all batlorded when I'm just trying to pass their jogging owner on the sidewalk

Dogs can smell sexual predators

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by elphenor

when people walk their dogs they also take up the entire sidewalk

1. You're thinking of families.
2. Walk past them.