The Batlord |
07-12-2012 09:56 AM |
I'd have hired her just in case she was actually Nicholas Cage. Then I could come home to my (nonexistent) wife and complain about how Nicholas Cage stole my ham sandwich out of the break room fridge and how Nicholas Cage doesn't wash his hands when he goes to the bathroom and how Nicholas Cage sucks up to the boss and gets all his work dumped on me and how Nicholas Cage took my parking space and how Nicholas Cage keeps calling me "slugger" 'cause he can't remember my name.
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