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Old 12-12-2019, 10:48 AM   #19771 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2019, 09:25 AM   #19772 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2019, 09:28 AM   #19773 (permalink)
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It's far from the most outlandish but that is in fact the most Florida headline ever.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-13-2019, 03:42 PM   #19774 (permalink)
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Needs more “alligator goes on meth rampage after consuming florida man”
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Old 12-13-2019, 03:44 PM   #19775 (permalink)
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The guy who stole and fucked floating pool toys to keep himself from raping people is my personal favourite.
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Old 12-14-2019, 06:44 AM   #19776 (permalink)
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NSFAS = Not Suitable For Anyone Squeamish:

"Penis Fish Wash Up On Californian Beach"

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Old 12-14-2019, 06:48 AM   #19777 (permalink)
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"Penis Fish Wash Up On Californian Beach"

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Several other species, including fish, sharks, and otters feast on the penis
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-14-2019, 07:20 AM   #19778 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2019, 04:28 PM   #19779 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2019, 08:55 PM   #19780 (permalink)
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