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Old 11-11-2019, 09:58 AM   #19641 (permalink)
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The punches were cool, but the head stomp is going to get her in trouble.
Probably true but Beethoven has got to let them know when to clap
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Old 11-11-2019, 10:10 AM   #19642 (permalink)
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I immediately got this. Today's going to be a good one.

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Old 11-11-2019, 02:19 PM   #19643 (permalink)
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**** that kid.
And **** everyone who thinks the sub should have to let kids **** all over her all day long. Love the bonus boot stomp. And the cries from that white girl. Sounds like she’s dying lulzzz
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Old 11-11-2019, 04:54 PM   #19644 (permalink)
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I'll bet the other kids in class side with the girl when she's in the room but when she leaves they're #teamsub after watching that world class shitrocking.
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Old 11-14-2019, 08:47 AM   #19645 (permalink)
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Hillary Clinton warns U.K. headed for 'fascism' over lawmaker abuse

1. Irony-ometer is off the charts.
2. Go home, Hillary.
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Old 11-15-2019, 06:46 AM   #19647 (permalink)
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**** that kid.
And **** everyone who thinks the sub should have to let kids **** all over her all day long. Love the bonus boot stomp. And the cries from that white girl. Sounds like she’s dying lulzzz
Damn. Blackie Chan ain't ****in around. She's a better fighter than most of the UFC, even if just for her ability to knock someone out without dry humping them for ten minutes.
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Old 11-15-2019, 08:20 AM   #19648 (permalink)
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She's a better fighter than most of the UFC, even if just for her ability to knock someone out without dry humping them for ten minutes.
UFC's changed a bunch since the ground and pound, endless grappling days. Ever since guys like Chuck Liddel and Rampage Jackson, stand-up and the big punch are way more prevailing these days.

I've seen full 5 round championship fights go without a single instance of 'the guard'.
You should give it another shot.
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Old 11-15-2019, 04:59 PM   #19649 (permalink)
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November 15th, 2019.

The **** that is going on today will be in history books - definitely not the biggest or anywhere near the last headline, but today will be in every 'greatest hits' video playback.

I haven't even processed it all yet.

The lady who testified today was mind blowing.
After being rocked by Trump's real time attack, she held firm and instead of cracking rocked everyone in the room.
Trying to remember the last time I saw a loud standing ovation for a witness in a congressional hearing.

Trump's tweet - not a single person in the White House will sleep tonight. I can't think of a single defense that doesn't
sound beyond ridiculous.

Testimony from the guy at the lunch links EVERYTHING. More people heard the call. This ain't a nail, it's a ****ing torpedo.

This day will also go down as the one time Jim Jordon was left speechless trying to find anything remotely positive to say.

EDIT II: Did I just hear that Sonland told Trump on that call that the new Ukraine president loved his ass?

EDIT III: Sonland will contact the FBI and ask for protection within the next 48 hours if not sooner. I'll eat my words if wrong.
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Old 11-15-2019, 05:01 PM   #19650 (permalink)
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November 15th, 2019.

The **** that is going on today will be in history books - definitely not the biggest or anywhere near the last headline, but today will be in every 'greatest hits' video playback.

I haven't even processed it all yet.
And yet for M. Bison, it was Friday
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