The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by jwb

I bet you think that's pretty profound, lol.

Ftr Florida is too hot for me. I'm not saying I don't mind the heat. I'm saying that the cold is worse.

Depends on how cold but yeah nobody is out tossing the frisbee in 20 degrees. Right now it would probably take about 5 years to start hating it like I do the heat having been stuck in it so long.

[Frownland]

It'd make me sluggish but I could **** with 20 degree weather all year.

Teenager Rushed To Hospital After Getting Genitals Caught In Belt Sander

[jwb]

I couldn't even stay outside for extended periods of time during the worst part of it.

Heat is just overbearing and uncomfortable. Extreme cold is ****ing torture to me.

But maybe that's cause I grew up in the tropics.

[Frownland]

I wouldn't mind living in a hot desert climate, but if it's humid just shoot me in the ****ing head.

[The Batlord]

COld as **** sucks balls but you can always put on more layers. There's only so naked you can get when it's hot without being arrested.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

COld as **** sucks balls but you can always put on more layers. There's only so naked you can get when it's hot without being arrested.

I'm copyrighted now. You have to give me $20 the next time that you steal one of my jokes.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

COld as **** sucks balls but you can always put on more layers. There's only so naked you can get when it's hot without being arrested.

There's not enough layers to stay warm outside during a Vermont winter. The cold attacks you to the bone.

Heat, you get heat stroke if things get drastic.

Not only can you easily freeze to death, die from hypothermia, etc. Cold will literally take just one part of your body away from you. Gotta say cold is worse.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm copyrighted now. You have to give me $20 the next time that you steal one of my jokes.

I've been telling that joke longer than you've been alive, boy.

[Psy-Fi]

Marchers ask Trump to ‘liberate’ Hong Kong, as clashes erupt

Demonstrators flooded a park in central Hong Kong, chanting “Resist Beijing, Liberate Hong Kong” and “Stand with Hong Kong, fight for freedom.” Many of them, clad in black shirts and wearing masks, waved American flags and carried posters that read “President Trump, please liberate Hong Kong” as they marched to the U.S. Consulate nearby.

[OccultHawk]

I told y’all bitches