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Old 06-18-2019, 06:57 AM   #18121 (permalink)
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That story is very weird


Child porn found in documents Alex Jones sent to Sandy Hook family lawyers, court filing says
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Old 06-18-2019, 07:09 AM   #18122 (permalink)
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That story is very weird
It definitely fits the title of this thread.
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Old 06-18-2019, 08:31 AM   #18123 (permalink)
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It’s like that book junior kids read “Holes”
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Old 06-18-2019, 12:42 PM   #18124 (permalink)
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Child porn found in documents Alex Jones sent to Sandy Hook family lawyers, court filing says
Karma's a bitch, you nonce.
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Old 06-18-2019, 11:09 PM   #18125 (permalink)
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Florida man says he had sex with stolen pool toys instead of raping women
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Old 06-18-2019, 11:24 PM   #18126 (permalink)
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He drugged them.
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Old 06-19-2019, 07:26 PM   #18127 (permalink)
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are the pool toys conscious
Yes and they're deeply concerned about inflation.
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Old 06-19-2019, 09:13 PM   #18128 (permalink)
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No they arent, you are. Pool toys float when deflated.
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Old 06-20-2019, 06:21 AM   #18129 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2019, 01:56 PM   #18130 (permalink)
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"We don't call them 'Loot Boxes.' We call it 'Surprise Mechanics.'"

Welp then I guess it's fine if we stop regulating all the predatory **** that's aimed at kids. It's not gambling! It's "Surprise Mechanics!"

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