The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

**Janszoon** · 10-06-2014, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Suck it, blue states.

Same-sex couples begin to marry in Virginia - The Washington Post

Hey, it only took you guys ten years to catch up to my blue home state. Good work.

**Frownland** · 10-06-2014, 10:09 PM

I'm so happy for you batlord.

The Batlord · 10-06-2014, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Hey, it only took you guys ten years to catch up to my blue home state. Good work.

All I know is that I don't have to live in a state that has either illegal gay marriage or noxious clouds of bean-fart gas.

**Janszoon** · 10-06-2014, 10:21 PM

That's almost half the states now, and I'm pretty sure it's quite a bit more than half the population.

Edit: Yep, it's 60% now.

Burning Down · 10-07-2014, 02:16 PM

Girl, 4, takes heroin to day care, passes it out as candy | Toronto Star

So some drug dealing mom in Delaware sent her kid to school with a backpack full of heroin, kid didn't know, and thought it was all candy.

Pet_Sounds · 10-22-2014, 08:53 PM

CBC News - Ottawa shooting: Harper, Mulcair speak about attack

So some bastard shot and killed a soldier on guard at Ottawa's War Memorial, then got into the House of Commons. He was heading for the room where our prime minister and the entire Conservative caucus were meeting when Parliament security gunned him down.

Psy-Fi · 11-07-2014, 01:39 PM

Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student On Insane, Masturbatory Rampage

ladyislingering · 11-07-2014, 11:14 PM

This is the most Seattle thing that ever happened.

Crackhead Steals Money from Starbucks Tip Jar, Intimidates Baristas With Flat Iron

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Evans wasn’t carrying a gun, but police said he used a flatiron hair tool which "he displayed to employees to simulate a firearm as he stole from the tip jar.”

**Janszoon** · 11-08-2014, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

This is the most Seattle thing that ever happened.

Crackhead Steals Money from Starbucks Tip Jar, Intimidates Baristas With Flat Iron

It would be more Seattle if he had an ironic mustache.

The Batlord · 11-08-2014, 02:04 AM

Unless that's supposed to be an ironic mugshot.

10-06-2014, 10:09 PM	#1792 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'm so happy for you batlord. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-06-2014, 10:21 PM	#1794 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	That's almost half the states now, and I'm pretty sure it's quite a bit more than half the population. Edit: Yep, it's 60% now. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

10-22-2014, 08:53 PM	#1796 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	CBC News - Ottawa shooting: Harper, Mulcair speak about attack So some bastard shot and killed a soldier on guard at Ottawa's War Memorial, then got into the House of Commons. He was heading for the room where our prime minister and the entire Conservative caucus were meeting when Parliament security gunned him down. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

10-07-2014, 02:16 PM	#1795 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Girl, 4, takes heroin to day care, passes it out as candy \| Toronto Star So some drug dealing mom in Delaware sent her kid to school with a backpack full of heroin, kid didn't know, and thought it was all candy.