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Old 06-04-2019, 12:59 PM   #17961 (permalink)
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I meant to say that Robert Pattingson is the guy from Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Now you're back down to everyone's level.

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Old 06-04-2019, 01:07 PM   #17962 (permalink)
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Cleared that right up. Interestingly enough, it also cleared up a mild case of chlamydia.
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Old 06-04-2019, 01:24 PM   #17963 (permalink)
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First good joke on here in a while

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Old 06-04-2019, 05:39 PM   #17964 (permalink)
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I’m a better person that anyone who knows who that person is.
Dude on the left is now Batman and when I've put away my rifle and climbed down out of the bell tower I'll find it hilarious.


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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-04-2019, 05:40 PM   #17965 (permalink)
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It shows how lame it's always been. You’re growing up.
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Old 06-04-2019, 05:43 PM   #17966 (permalink)
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Look, you dumb bitch, Batman is everything to the point that my irritation at this new development has not stopped me from instantly developing a slight, irrational sense of newfound fondness for Hair Lad.
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Old 06-04-2019, 06:03 PM   #17967 (permalink)
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Who would make a good Batman?
Michael Fassbender. Or any good actor, really, like Pattinson.
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Old 06-04-2019, 06:08 PM   #17968 (permalink)
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Who would make a good Batman?
Man I don't ****ing know. Bruce Wayne/Batman isn't exactly the most realistic depiction of a human being but also not camp so... I really don't have anybody I'd want to put in that role seeing as how I'm not a film/actor buff guy. I've never even particularly liked ANY actor as Batman other than Kevin Conroy from Batman The Animated Series and that's not a performance that could translate to live action.

I don't even have anything against Robert Pattinson tbh, I'm just butthurt over my presumption that DC is going for another actor with name recognition that'll probably get people talking. But hey Heath Ledger was the A Knight's Tale guy so who knows?
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Old 06-04-2019, 06:10 PM   #17969 (permalink)
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Michael Fassbender. Or any good actor, really, like Pattinson.
Are you telling me Pattinson is a good actor? For realz? I'm just being a reactionary fanboy for not even any good reason?
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Old 06-04-2019, 06:10 PM   #17970 (permalink)
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Finally, an actor as shitty as the character they're portraying! This is a perfect fit.
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