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Old 06-03-2019, 08:59 PM   #17951 (permalink)
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I wonder if he sparkles.
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Old 06-03-2019, 10:41 PM   #17952 (permalink)
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I wonder if he rides across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut as his day devolves into an odyssey where he encounters a host of eccentric characters and sees his huge financial investments collapse.
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Old 06-04-2019, 11:51 AM   #17953 (permalink)
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I wonder if all of a sudden as a young business owning 20 year old he decided to dress up like a bat and fight crime after doing a huge line of coke. Definitely while listening to Corona. Probably blasts Rhythm Of The Night in his Batmobile still high off of coke and molly as he goes to **** up some Gothem filth.
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Old 06-04-2019, 12:00 PM   #17954 (permalink)
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"I'M THE MOTHER ****ING BATMAN!", he yells after inhaling a trail of cocaine through his nostril. Then he abruptly hops out of the Batmobile and savagely beats a group of juggalos to an inch of their lives.
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Old 06-04-2019, 12:07 PM   #17955 (permalink)
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I’m a better person that anyone who knows who that person is.
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Old 06-04-2019, 12:13 PM   #17956 (permalink)
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I’m a better person that anyone who knows who that person is.
You don't know who he is? ****ing Bruce Wayne. Biggest coke addict in all of Gothem. Pretty much single handedly funds the drug trade there with how much he buys.
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Old 06-04-2019, 12:22 PM   #17957 (permalink)
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You're proud of your ignorance? You really do need to move out of the south.
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Old 06-04-2019, 12:29 PM   #17958 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2019, 12:32 PM   #17959 (permalink)
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Robert Pattingson is the guy from Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Now you're back down to everyone's level.
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Robert Pattingson is the guy from Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Now you're back down to everyone's level.
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