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Old 09-24-2014, 11:31 PM   #1781 (permalink)
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Highly inappropriate but I lol'd a little bit when I read it. Sorry I'm a terrible human being.
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Old 09-28-2014, 01:59 AM   #1782 (permalink)
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Highly inappropriate but I lol'd a little bit when I read it. Sorry I'm a terrible human being.
I did too a little, sounds like something a group of guys said doing a podcast or something and it was meant to be harmless. Seems harmless to me. Not condoning rape of course.
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Old 10-02-2014, 10:11 AM   #1783 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2014, 07:00 AM   #1785 (permalink)
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Potato found growing in woman’s vagina after she used it as contraception



I'm showing this to all the opponents of teaching sex ed in school. There are quite a few of them in my conservative, catho-taliban (as we call the radicals) infested country, hopefully it's an exception no the rule.
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Old 10-06-2014, 07:20 AM   #1786 (permalink)
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Potato found growing in woman’s vagina after she used it as contraception



I'm showing this to all the opponents of teaching sex ed in school. There are quite a few of them in my conservative, catho-taliban (as we call the radicals) infested country, hopefully it's an exception no the rule.
So if I ate her out would that make french fries?

And if she got mad at me for making that joke and withheld sex would it be the Potato Famine?
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Old 10-06-2014, 08:17 AM   #1787 (permalink)
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So if I ate her out would that make french fries?

And if she got mad at me for making that joke and withheld sex would it be the Potato Famine?
I don't know, but let me counter these not so funny jokes with a not so funny one of my own

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Old 10-06-2014, 11:03 AM   #1788 (permalink)
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Bah. No appreciation for fine, terrible humor. And I'll have you know I laughed at that octopus joke!
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