The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[rostasi]

Woman gets a leg up on her boyfriend.

[Cuthbert]

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-sho...e-say-11697813

Appalling violence in Londonderry.

RIP.

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by rostasi

Obese American passenger who made Taiwanese flight attendants wipe his butt dies in Thailand

"Taiwanese flight attendants will no longer have to worry about wiping the butt of one obese American passenger after he passed away in Thailand last month..."

Before I read the story, I wondered why his usual butt-wiper wasn't with him on the flight? Called in sick that day? Had some time off?

Turned out that he was just a nasty old perv...

During the fateful January 19th trip, flight attendants say that the man asked them to help him to the bathroom, explaining that he recently had surgery on his hand. Once inside the toilet, he directed the all-female crew to pull down his pants and tried to insist on leaving the door open while he did his business.

Finally, he called on them to come inside and wipe his ass for him, threatening to stay in the bathroom for the entire flight if they would not. Feeling as if she had no choice, one flight attendant put on three layers of surgical gloves and started wiping. As she did so, the man allegedly started moaning in pleasure and encouraging her, “deeper, deeper!” He then claimed that she hadn’t done a good enough job and made her wipe three more times before he was satisfied.

Surprised he didn't ask for a reach-around, also.

They should've just told him to use his other hand or called his bluff and told him to stay there for the rest of the flight.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Fluff

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-sho...e-say-11697813

Appalling violence in Londonderry.

RIP.

Assistant Chief Constable Mark Hamilton said: "This murder demonstrates all too starkly that when terrorists bring violence and guns into the community, members of the public are placed in severe danger. It is abundantly clear that they do not care who they harm.

He's a sharp one.

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by rostasi

Obese American passenger who made Taiwanese flight attendants wipe his butt dies in Thailand

"Taiwanese flight attendants will no longer have to worry about wiping the butt of one obese American passenger after he passed away in Thailand last month..."

Omg I have been following this, your man will not be missed. "Mmmmmmmmm yes. DEEPER, DEEEEEPERRRRRR!"

[The Batlord]

I'd have just put an Out of Order sign on the bathroom and left him to marinate.

[WWWP]

Unable to fit inside the economy class bathroom, he was escorted to the business class one where he soon pressed the emergency assistance button, calling the flight attendant inside to pull his underwear down. The cabin crew for the flight was entirely female and the women were initially very reluctant, but the man insisted and pleaded, threatening to relieve himself on the floor, until he finally got his way.

The flight attendant tried to use a blanket to cover the man’s exposed genitals, but that was slapped away. She put on a pair of surgical gloves and then pulled down his underwear. The man also insisted that the bathroom door be kept open, claiming that he wouldn’t be able to breathe otherwise. That request at least was denied.

However, soon the man made his most unreasonable demand yet, calling on the flight attendant to come inside again and wipe his ass for him. Once again, the cabin crew initially refused, but the man threatened to stay in the bathroom for the entire flight, an act that would seriously inconvenience other passengers.

Terrorist

[The Batlord]

Aren't there two bathrooms on planes?

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Aren't there two bathrooms on planes?

Unable to fit inside the economy class bathroom, he was escorted to the business class one

Charles

[The Batlord]

I don't spend my days pouring over stories of old men with wiping problems.