The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[WWWP]

Unable to fit inside the economy class bathroom, he was escorted to the business class one where he soon pressed the emergency assistance button, calling the flight attendant inside to pull his underwear down. The cabin crew for the flight was entirely female and the women were initially very reluctant, but the man insisted and pleaded, threatening to relieve himself on the floor, until he finally got his way.

The flight attendant tried to use a blanket to cover the man’s exposed genitals, but that was slapped away. She put on a pair of surgical gloves and then pulled down his underwear. The man also insisted that the bathroom door be kept open, claiming that he wouldn’t be able to breathe otherwise. That request at least was denied.

However, soon the man made his most unreasonable demand yet, calling on the flight attendant to come inside again and wipe his ass for him. Once again, the cabin crew initially refused, but the man threatened to stay in the bathroom for the entire flight, an act that would seriously inconvenience other passengers.

Terrorist

[The Batlord]

Aren't there two bathrooms on planes?

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Aren't there two bathrooms on planes?

Unable to fit inside the economy class bathroom, he was escorted to the business class one

Charles

[The Batlord]

I don't spend my days pouring over stories of old men with wiping problems.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I don't spend my days pouring over stories of old men with wiping problems.

I love me a good pour over.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by WWWP

Charles

lol

as if rich folks relieving themselves in coach even entered anyone’s head

Feeling as if she had no choice, one flight attendant put on three layers of surgical gloves and started wiping. As she did so, the man allegedly started moaning in pleasure and encouraging her, “deeper, deeper!” He then claimed that she hadn’t done a good enough job and made her wipe three more times before he was satisfied.

[Cuthbert]

Sri Lanka explosions: 160 killed as churches and hotels targeted

At least 160 people killed, suicide bombings targeting churches and hotels.

Abhorrent.

[Frownland]

Leader of right-wing militia arrested by FBI 'for detaining migrant families at gunpoint in New Mexico'

[The Batlord]

They woke up to screams. Outside, a dingo had their toddler.

[Lisnaholic]

^ Nice! She's a really clever actress and really nails that accent and unstated loathing. I don't remember that episode, but I do remember the complete Meryl Streep dingo-ate-my-baby movie.