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WWWP	04-17-2019 02:27 PM

In conclusion, boys are icky.

Frownland

04-17-2019 02:29 PM

Fluff walking around all day like

https://i.gifer.com/DfJN.gif

OccultHawk

04-17-2019 02:59 PM

Food gets in your beard and your breath has ****loads of bacteria

You gotta keep that **** clean or it stinks fast

Cuthbert

04-17-2019 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2052577)

Fluff walking around all day like

https://i.gifer.com/DfJN.gif

He doesn't have a beard.

rostasi

04-17-2019 03:04 PM

The Batlord

04-17-2019 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 2052571)

I've heard that before and I don't see why you'd touch your face more than your head. I don't touch mine other than when I wash or use balm because I don't want to mess it up or pull hairs out.

Sounds like a dirty hands thing tbh.

Why would you grow a beard if you're not going to touch it? That's like having a dick that never nuts.

Oriphiel

04-17-2019 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2052619)

seriously irl I'm not friends with anyone who has a beard

it's a hard rule

Meanwhile, Blue Vesty is all like

He who has a beard is more than a boy, and he who has no beard is less than a man

And he who is more than a boy, he is not for me

And he who is less than a man, I am not for him

The Batlord

04-17-2019 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2052619)

seriously irl i'm not friends with anyone

Lisnaholic

04-17-2019 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2052562)

Scientists revive brain function in dead pigs
https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/...18-800x430.jpg
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/sci...ion-dead-pigs/

Quote:

Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2052587)

Sometimes rostasi's posts have a level of subtlety that escapes me. Are we to assume a correlation between his Christian hecklers and the revived brains of dead pigs? I'm sure there's a connection, I just don't quite see it yet. ;)

rostasi

04-18-2019 12:15 PM

“Oh my God,” President Donald Trump said. “This is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I’m fucked.”

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