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Old 01-30-2019, 12:09 PM   #16882 (permalink)
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So what's Mueller been up to now? That silly old fascist. He probably painted swastikas on the orange man's laundry again.
I'm sure the guy who led America with Bush into the Iraq War based on #fakenews would never mess with someone else's laundry.

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Old 01-30-2019, 12:13 PM   #16883 (permalink)
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tfw you've been sitting on a zinger for so long that you just throw it out when it's not applicable
More like I took two shits at work today and ate an Eggnormous burrito on the crapper the second time and I'm feeling particularly proud of myself.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-01-2019, 02:15 AM   #16884 (permalink)
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Hubble Telescope Discovers A New Galaxy


H.R. 2491: Virginia Delegate Kathy Tran Proposes Bill Allowing Full-Term Abortion


Are CIA-Backed Mercenaries Spreading HIV In South Africa?


National Popular Vote Interstate Compact: Colorado Senate Passes Bill To Award Their Electoral College Votes To The Winner Of The Popular Vote


How The U.S. Trained Juan Guaido For Venezuelan Regime Change


Venezuela To Fight U.S. Sanctions In International Courts


45 Of The 56 Children Murdered By The Israeli Military In 2018 Were Protesting In Gaza


H.B. 371: Florida Looks To Censor Information About Israel & Palestine In Public Schools & Colleges


U.N.: 535+ Civilians Killed In Congo Massacre


U.N.: 60 - 100 Civilians Killed By Armed Groups In Nigeria


The UAE Is Paying Ex-CIA Officers To Build A Secret Intelligence Network In The Persian Gulf


52 People Killed As 2 Boats Carrying Djibouti Migrants Sink


U.S. Military Air Strikes In Afghanistan Kill 35 Civilians


China Dumps $17.5 Billion Worth Of U.S. Treasuries


International Criminal Court Judge Christoph Flugge Resigns After U.S. Threatens Him For Investigating Afghan War Crimes


New Robot That Can Think For Itself Proliferates The Rise Of Self-Aware Machines


Venezuelan Coup Leaders Ask U.S. For Weapons & Military Support


Russia Allowed To Mine Gold In Venezuela


U.S. Military Readies For Venezuelan Coup By Parking Troops & Equipment In Colombia


U.S. President Trump Could Use 10 U.S. Code § 284 To Build Border Wall Without Congressional Approval


Planned Parenthood Donated $3 Million To Virginia Governor Ralph Northam To Buy His Endorsement For Post-Birth Abortion


2 People Injured As Protester Runs In Front Of U.S. Presidential Motorcade


Mexican President Obrador Announces End Of Country's War On Drugs


Inside 'Wagner': Russia's Private For-Hire Paramilitary Group


Russian MP Rauf Arashukov Arrested On Senate Floor For Ordering 2 Contract Killings


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Old 02-02-2019, 12:03 PM   #16885 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2019, 12:05 PM   #16886 (permalink)
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Old military school guy. Yeah I'm going with racist fuckhead just off that.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-02-2019, 02:24 PM   #16887 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:11 PM   #16888 (permalink)
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He's so kvlt.
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Boko Haram Attack Kills 60+ People In Nigeria


U.S. Withdraws From Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty With Russia


At-Home DNA Testing Companies Caught Secretly Sharing Data With The FBI

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Old 02-02-2019, 05:08 PM   #16890 (permalink)
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I mean, the right to clean drinking water didn't exist until we found a way to get clean drinking water.

The right to bear arms didn't exist until we created arms to bear.

Makes sense.
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