The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Plankton]

I was stoned as **** one night when that came on. I shut myself in for a few weeks.

[WWWP]

^ I fell asleep in a hotel room with the tv on and woke up to it when it first aired at 3am or whatever. I thought I dreamt it

[Plankton]

Casper Kelly seems like he'd be a riot.

[[MERIT]]

► U.S. Court: Federal Employees Can't Refuse To Work Unpaid During Government Shutdown


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► North Carolina Legislature: It's Legal For Motorists To Drive Through Protesters Who Block Roads


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► U.S. Troops In Syria To Be Replaced By Private Contractors?


► Utah Congressman John Curtis Introduces Bill To Prohibit Legislators From Being Paid During Federal Shutdowns


► Oregon Looks To Require Mandatory In-Home Visits Of Newborns & Their Parents By DFS


► Zimbabwe Government Limits Internet Access Amidst Violent Protests


► U.S. Senate Bill Would Fine Parents Thousands Of Dollars For Smoking In A Vehicle Around A Child Under 6

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

► North Carolina Legislature: It's Legal For Motorists To Drive Through Protesters Who Block Roads

That's evil.

[The Batlord]

“As we’ve seen, time and time again, as folks run out in the middle of the streets and the interstates in Charlotte and attempt to block traffic,” Burr said. The Republican commented that he wants to ensure that “drivers don’t have to fear driving through Charlotte or anywhere in North Carolina.”

Holy **** I say we take to the streets with spike strips.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Holy **** I say we take to the streets with spike strips.

Is taking to the streets even working anymore?

[The Batlord]

Then we put IED's under manholes.

[OccultHawk]

I have to say. If I’m driving home from work, exhausted to the bones, and a group of people approach my car acting like I’m some kind of enemy when I’m probably on their side, and pull this we’re shutting this road down ****, and like I seriously need to get the **** home, and they’re acting like they’re going to beat my ass for just being there, I should have the right to mow their bitch asses over. And I would, happily.

It was on foot but do you remember the one where they were holding hands telling white and Asian students to walk around the long way to get on campus at Cal? This isn’t hyperbole when I say I’d be willing to die (or kill go to jail whatever) before I walked around. I know they’d be now you know how we feel or felt but it would really be like no you’re going to find out how your ancestors felt after I beat your ass down so hard you’ll wish you were ****ing Toby.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I have to say. If I’m driving home from work, exhausted to the bones, and a group of people approach my car acting like I’m some kind of enemy when I’m probably on their side, and pull this we’re shutting this road down ****, and like I seriously need to get the **** home, and they’re acting like they’re going to beat my ass for just being there, I should have the right to mow their bitch asses over. And I would, happily.

It was on foot but do you remember the one where they were holding hands telling white and Asian students to walk around the long way to get on campus at Cal? This isn’t hyperbole when I say I’d be willing to die (or kill go to jail whatever) before I walked around. I know they’d be now you know how we feel or felt but it would really be like no you’re going to find out how your ancestors felt after I beat your ass down so hard you’ll wish you were ****ing Toby.

No you wouldn't, shut the **** up.