The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[MicShazam]

Oh so he really intended to rape his wife. What a nice guy.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by MicShazam

I have a sword too tbh

But it's a ****ty, 100% dull souvenir sword that an uncle gave to me when I was 10-12 years old.

It's some kind of rapier I think.

My dad used to have a whole collection of swords. He had this big one with a demon face on the handle.

I think he's smacked somebody with the broad side before. I don't remember. Might be the one time he smacked my brother so hard with the broad side of a knife that it broke.

[[MERIT]]

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Originally Posted by elphenor

if poor people steal they're literal ****

You're the only one here saying that.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I think stealing personal property at worst is impolite

the crime to be genuinely upset about is the theft of the means of production by the ruling class

If you're going to steal, steal from a large corporation who pays its workers poorly so that the executives can get a big paycheck [like WalMart]. Don't steal from friends and family and those who it will really hurt.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Don't steal from friends and family

Strong words.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Strong words.

You don't shit where you eat.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

what if your family is literal ****

like imagine, hypothetically, no one bought you a Nintendo Switch for Christmas

What’s a Nintendo Switch?

[[MERIT]]

Or if you were a closeted homosexual pentagenarian fish monger with no money, no life, no friends and no one to love them, because they weren't worthy of love in general, due to their degenerate gambling, receding hairline and infantile penis.

[Lucem Ferre]

Nobody bought me a switch AND my weekend dad abused my mom.

But I'm not a closeted homosexual pantagenarian fish monger with no life, friends or anybody to love me because I'm unworthy of love do to my degenerate gambling and receding hairline and baby dick.

Though, I don't think tiny penises and hair loss should impact who is or isn't worthy of love.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Nobody bought me a switch AND my weekend dad abused my mom.

But I'm not a closeted homosexual pantagenarian fish monger with no life, friends or anybody to love me because I'm unworthy of love do to my degenerate gambling and receding hairline and baby dick.

Though, I don't think tiny penises and hair loss should impact who is or isn't worthy of love.

But those damn gay boys, amiright?

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

But those damn gay boys, amiright?

No, just closeted ones. They carry the gay and you'll never even know it. Next thing you know you're blowing 3 dudes after coming in contact.