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Old 01-12-2019, 07:37 PM   #16321 (permalink)
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Don't steal from friends and family
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-12-2019, 07:46 PM   #16322 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2019, 09:34 PM   #16323 (permalink)
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what if your family is literal ****

like imagine, hypothetically, no one bought you a Nintendo Switch for Christmas
What’s a Nintendo Switch?
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Old 01-13-2019, 01:37 AM   #16324 (permalink)
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Or if you were a closeted homosexual pentagenarian fish monger with no money, no life, no friends and no one to love them, because they weren't worthy of love in general, due to their degenerate gambling, receding hairline and infantile penis.
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Old 01-13-2019, 02:11 AM   #16325 (permalink)
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Nobody bought me a switch AND my weekend dad abused my mom.

But I'm not a closeted homosexual pantagenarian fish monger with no life, friends or anybody to love me because I'm unworthy of love do to my degenerate gambling and receding hairline and baby dick.

Though, I don't think tiny penises and hair loss should impact who is or isn't worthy of love.
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Old 01-13-2019, 03:26 AM   #16326 (permalink)
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Nobody bought me a switch AND my weekend dad abused my mom.

But I'm not a closeted homosexual pantagenarian fish monger with no life, friends or anybody to love me because I'm unworthy of love do to my degenerate gambling and receding hairline and baby dick.

Though, I don't think tiny penises and hair loss should impact who is or isn't worthy of love.
But those damn gay boys, amiright?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-13-2019, 04:36 AM   #16327 (permalink)
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But those damn gay boys, amiright?
No, just closeted ones. They carry the gay and you'll never even know it. Next thing you know you're blowing 3 dudes after coming in contact.
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Old 01-13-2019, 11:49 AM   #16328 (permalink)
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Robbie Williams 'blasted out Black Sabbath music' to torment Jimmy Page, resident claims

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What's been most annoying is that Mr Williams has played rock arch rival bands Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd and Deep Purple. He obviously knows this upsets Mr Jimmy Page."
Lmao Page is a petty bitch ain't he
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Old 01-13-2019, 11:58 AM   #16329 (permalink)
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^ Leaf Hound, Yes and Mahogany Rush woulda been my picks honestly. Or just put 'Breadfan' by Budgie on repeat.
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Old 01-13-2019, 12:03 PM   #16330 (permalink)
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I'd run a playlist of Spirit, Joan Baez, Jake Holmes, Muddy Waters, Blind Willie Johnson...
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