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11-23-2018, 05:46 AM | #15461 (permalink) | ||
Ask me how!
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*Sentinelese guy steps up* Saint Peter: Yo, who dis bitch? Angel Attendant: His record says that he was a super nice herbalist that dedicated his life to helping others. Saint Peter: Mm. Angel Attendant: He also created a system of irrigation and food distribution that virtually eliminated starvation among his people. Saint Peter: Not bad, not bad. Angel Attendant: Oh, and he built an orphanage with his bare hands. Saint Peter: Cool, cool. But did he accept Jesus as his personal savior? Angel Attendant: Uh... *flips through his holy paperwork* No. Saint Peter: Ha! *hits a big red button, sending the Sentinelese guy down a chute to hell* Seeya, bitch!
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11-23-2018, 05:12 PM | #15462 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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11-23-2018, 08:16 PM | #15464 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Perhaps it's a recent change of heart.
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11-23-2018, 09:19 PM | #15465 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I'll bet she's been practicing her kegel exercises for the same reason.
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11-23-2018, 09:40 PM | #15466 (permalink) | |
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► White House Authorizes Military Troops At Southern Border To Act In A Law Enforcement Capacity & Use Deadly Force ► South Korea's KIM JONG YANG Elected President Of INTERPOL ► 30+ People Killed & 50 Injured In Terrorist Attack On Pakistani Market ► 2 People Killed & 1 injured As Rebels Storm Chinese Consulate In Pakistan |
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11-24-2018, 03:46 AM | #15467 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
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Yeah, I’m imagining it would end up similar to America.
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11-25-2018, 12:31 AM | #15469 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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I don't know the average Nickelback fan. Actually, I don't know any Nickelback fans.
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