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Old 11-06-2018, 12:51 PM   #15031 (permalink)
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And another science dude called the first guy out on being a gullible fool, saying that it could be explained with something simpler than "omg aliens". Didn't read further and the article was Danish, but that's roughly what happened, I think.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-06-2018, 01:12 PM   #15032 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2018, 01:22 PM   #15033 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2018, 01:26 PM   #15034 (permalink)
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I'm going to be completely honest and say I don't care about astronomy anymore until it's aliens

what a pretty disappointment space has turned out to be
**** space you’re all about that pussy now

Making bitches scream and filling them up with your love juice

****

Mother**** stars and ****

If you can’t **** it **** it

Amirite?
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Old 11-06-2018, 01:34 PM   #15035 (permalink)
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I bet he'll punt that fetus right to the moon though.
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Old 11-06-2018, 01:41 PM   #15036 (permalink)
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I bet he'll punt that fetus right to the moon though.
He’ll be working doubles on Saturday and voting Republican. Food on the table. Needs that tax cut. Got a kid to think about. Another on the way.
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Old 11-06-2018, 01:44 PM   #15037 (permalink)
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yeah exactly I'm just imagining all that alien strange
When you were coming up in it her pussy was your whole universe!

SO PROUD OF YOU, SON!!!
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Old 11-06-2018, 02:30 PM   #15038 (permalink)
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damn it's not funny now
no rubber is no joke

let me know if you see a red bump

did you even think to ask if she has herpes or did you just dive in blind?

I mean I respect your dedication to the hole but I wrapped it up back in my twenties because I knew I’d be carrying my beautiful penis with me for decades of vaginal destruction- needed it in mint condition

Now you know - my dick just comes out of retirement sometimes

I’m not risking my 20’s and 30’s anymore

I already had them prime ****ing years
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Old 11-06-2018, 03:11 PM   #15039 (permalink)
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