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11-06-2018, 04:03 AM | #15021 (permalink) |
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Good at worst
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11-06-2018, 04:05 AM | #15022 (permalink) |
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I'm particularly proud of the abortion joke
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11-06-2018, 04:22 AM | #15023 (permalink) |
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I liked it too
Can you write a story where elph mistakenly raises my child?
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11-06-2018, 04:30 AM | #15024 (permalink) |
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No. But I can write a story where you jerk off to elph travelling back in time to abort himself.
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11-06-2018, 08:44 AM | #15025 (permalink) | |
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11-06-2018, 09:24 AM | #15026 (permalink) |
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Elph: Ooh... I think I'm about to...
Girlfriend: Keep going! Elph: But... Girlfriend: I said keep going! *Future Elph phases into existance and knocks Past Elph's cock out of his girlfriend* Elph: Hrmblglf *splooshes off to the side* Girlfriend: Woah, what the ****? Who the **** are you? Future Elph, flipping them both off as he phases back out of existence: You'll thank me laterrrrrrr...
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11-06-2018, 10:11 AM | #15027 (permalink) | |
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It's in the Science thread and it was Harvard.
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11-06-2018, 12:08 PM | #15029 (permalink) | |
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