The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

~~MicShazam~~ · 10-26-2018, 05:22 AM

And it will be revealed that Trump's hair is sentient and controls his body.

OccultHawk · 10-26-2018, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

I'd still f*ck her.

Yes sir

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Florida Middle School Girls Plotted To Kill Classmates, Drink Blood: Police

Police caught an 11- and 12-year-old with multiple weapons and say they were “willing to drink blood and possibly eat flesh.”

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5...APPLENEWS00001

~~MicShazam~~ · 10-26-2018, 06:45 AM

That's some quality parenting.

**Frownland** · 10-26-2018, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Mark my words, the mail bombs and the caravan of migrants will fail to gain the liberals in the U.S. the votes.

Agreed without the conspiratard nonsense. The caravan absolutely has those pansy ass Republicans whipped up into a frenzy that will drive them to the polls.

Key · 10-26-2018, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Mark my words, the fake mail bombs and the caravan of migrants will fail to gain the liberals in the U.S. the votes that they seek. We will see massive voter fraud and, most likely, a staged mass shooting before that. Hope I'm wrong, but I doubt that I am.

Must be fun to express views that have no evidence. Keep being you.

rostasi · 10-26-2018, 11:52 AM

They have a suspect in Florida.

Police were placing a tarp over his van.

why?

'cause this (possibly):

https://twitter.com/thereal_mo01/sta...44641952665600

OccultHawk · 10-26-2018, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi

They have a suspect in Florida.

Police were placing a tarp over his van.

why?

'cause this (possibly):

https://twitter.com/thereal_mo01/sta...44641952665600

omg

That’s so SO ****ing hilarious

It’s ****ing perfect

Whoever did that is a goddamn genius

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-26-2018, 12:59 PM

Just saw that video of Lindsay Lohan being punched. Who does she think she is?

OccultHawk · 10-26-2018, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Just saw that video of Lindsay Lohan being punched. Who does she think she is?

She appears to be alone too. ****ing trippy.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-26-2018, 01:15 PM

She was obviously drunk or something, I just think it's funny how the whole thing was very 'look at me' and the mother smacked her for it.

10-26-2018, 05:22 AM	#14741 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	And it will be revealed that Trump's hair is sentient and controls his body.

10-26-2018, 06:45 AM	#14743 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	That's some quality parenting.

10-26-2018, 11:52 AM	#14746 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	They have a suspect in Florida. Police were placing a tarp over his van. why? 'cause this (possibly): https://twitter.com/thereal_mo01/sta...44641952665600

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Just saw that video of Lindsay Lohan being punched. Who does she think she is?

10-26-2018, 01:15 PM	#14750 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	She was obviously drunk or something, I just think it's funny how the whole thing was very 'look at me' and the mother smacked her for it.