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Chula Vista 10-04-2018 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 2002413)
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dtj
"Dtj" is an acronym which stands for the phrase "don't tell John." This phrase is typically used when someone has stated something which could prove detrimental if heard by John, who would undoubtedly in turn tell his mother who would then tell the speaker's mother.
Speaker 1: "So, did you and the swiss finally spank the monkey last weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Hellz yea! Dtj, btw."
Speaker 1: "Lolz, poor John..."
#dtj#don't#tell#john#don't tell john
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down to jam, want to party
tonight im dtj
#party#jam#down#want#drink
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an acronym for 'down to jog' used when people are tired of slowly walking a normal route or if they have missed a their scheduled bus
Guy 1: Yooo ****, damn 16 left again...

Guy 2: Ah crap, i hate walking its too slow, DtJ?

Guy 1: Ya lets go.
#dip#jog#dtj#run#dip 1
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acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.
hey Tom, I got these incredible cookies from home the other day. DTJ ok?
#dtj#food#jen#cookies#eating disorde
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Down to Jetpack -- see jetpacking
Sydney is only half as tall as her boyfriend and she is always DTJ.
#jetpacking#spooning#cuddling#little spoon#big spoon
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(Drop Trou Jeans) Pants that are "Larger" than the wearer, and the tops of their underwear can be seen. Plus they must constantly keep them from falling so they won't trip.
Damn, I 'd love that guy's DTJs "ONE" good yank, and see him "Fall" on his ass!
#fashion#drop trou#jeans#pants#bootty
by dmccowan January 28, 2008

Seriously?

DwnWthVwls 10-05-2018 03:37 AM

Guess youre not interested in being my jetpack :(

OccultHawk 10-05-2018 05:08 AM

Ex-rap mogul Suge Knight sentenced to 28 years for hit-and-run death

DwnWthVwls 10-05-2018 05:14 AM

^good stuff

The Batlord 10-05-2018 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 2002493)
Guess youre not interested in being my jetpack :(

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Cuthbert 10-05-2018 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2002499)
Ex-rap mogul Suge Knight sentenced to 28 years for hit-and-run death

He is a very strange man.

rostasi 10-05-2018 01:41 PM

Currently, Collins is going thru a laundry list of all of the great things she sees in Kavanaugh,
so we are getting this bastard on the court. Impeachment time in 2019!

Chula Vista 10-05-2018 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2002584)
Currently, Collins is going thru a laundry list of all of the great things she sees in Kavanaugh,
so we are getting this bastard on the court. Impeachment time in 2019!

Always disgusted with politics but it's been turned up to 11 today.

A senator's creed: Don't do what you think is the right thing in your heart and mind. Do what will be best for your upcoming re-election.

Gotta keep the TV off for the next few days.

OccultHawk 10-05-2018 02:18 PM

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A senator's creed: Don't do what you think is the right thing in your heart and mind. Do what will be best for your upcoming re-election
Democracy sucks

Lisnaholic 10-05-2018 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2002584)
Currently, Collins is going thru a laundry list of all of the great things she sees in Kavanaugh,
so we are getting this bastard on the court. Impeachment time in 2019!

^Yes, very depressing when there are so many clear reasons why he's not suitable. :(

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2002596)
Gotta keep the TV off for the next few days.

^ haha! That's my plan too - I may even be reduced to posting in the MB music threads. :eek:

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2002605)
in theory doing what's best for re-election is doing what your constituency wants which is the whole reason you're there, not to make lone wolf moral stands as welcome as they are when they happen

^ Yeah, but good governance also implies things like foresight, guidance and stuff that isn't immediately popular with the constituency doesn't it?


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