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Old 10-04-2018, 02:34 PM   #14281 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:40 PM   #14282 (permalink)
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Not as good as the fake crying child looking up at Trump, but I'll give it five womps out of 10 for effort.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:09 PM   #14283 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:20 PM   #14284 (permalink)
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Yes. But what kind of dumbass casually reaches right up to an undomesticated predator as if it's just a statue of an eagle?
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:21 PM   #14285 (permalink)
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Yes. But what kind of dumbass casually reaches right up to an undomesticated predator as if it's just a statue of an eagle?
Eagles are actually really tame it's just that Trump is Hitler and you know how eagles are about Hitler.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:23 PM   #14286 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:27 PM   #14287 (permalink)
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Yes. But what kind of dumbass casually reaches right up to an undomesticated predator as if it's just a statue of an eagle?
It's pretty dumb. But having watched Clinton make dog-barking sounds on T.V. back in 2016, I'm convinced everyone in Washington has got something wrong with them.
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:53 PM   #14288 (permalink)
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Sweet! Thanks DTJ.
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