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Old 03-01-2014, 11:12 AM   #1391 (permalink)
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'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone' - Europe - World - The Independent

I found that shocking, why would a woman dedicate her life to becoming "Barbie"?
Other than that, I wasn't sure if the author was making fun when I read the paragraph:

Could also be a result of not eating for weeks? If that isn't more than obvious.

If I couldn't see her nips that would totally creep me out.
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Old 03-03-2014, 12:24 AM   #1392 (permalink)
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"At least 29 people have been killed in a "violent terror attack" at a train station in the southwestern Chinese city of Kunming by a group of unidentified people brandishing knives."
Holy c...; the whole world's seems to have lost the plot entirely!
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:58 AM   #1393 (permalink)
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"At least 29 people have been killed in a "violent terror attack" at a train station in the southwestern Chinese city of Kunming by a group of unidentified people brandishing knives."
Holy c...; the whole world's seems to have lost the plot entirely!
yeah I heard about that. A mass stabbing.

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'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone' - Europe - World - The Independent

I found that shocking, why would a woman dedicate her life to becoming "Barbie"?
Other than that, I wasn't sure if the author was making fun when I read the paragraph:

Could also be a result of not eating for weeks? If that isn't more than obvious.
She's totally lying. She'd be dead in three days.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 03-03-2014, 07:07 PM   #1394 (permalink)
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Pope drops F-bomb during Vatican blessing | New York Post
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Old 03-03-2014, 07:08 PM   #1395 (permalink)
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Best pope ever.
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Old 03-03-2014, 08:03 PM   #1396 (permalink)
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Best pope ever.
An Argentinian pope... poor Argentinians, going through an insufferable crisis again, as usual, beyond repair, and the pope playing hero...
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:00 AM   #1397 (permalink)
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Two men hospitalized after 'Legend of Zelda' sword stabbing | News - Home


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Thompson's girlfriend let the man inside. Thompson said he ran to the back bedroom and told the man to leave the house, but he refused and started charging at him. That's when Thompson says he grabbed his replica master sword from 'The Legend of Zelda.'

"I heard him heading to the bedroom where I was, so I jumped in the closet and I grabbed one of my replica swords, and I pulled it out and stood at the doorway, and he was coming down the hallway at me while I was yelling, 'Go away, you don't live here' and he just walked right into the point of the sword, I don't know if he thought it was a toy," said Thompson.
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:09 AM   #1398 (permalink)
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Meh. No one is better than a Borgia.

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Old 03-14-2014, 05:46 AM   #1399 (permalink)
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A girl I used to work with in Newcastle has since moved to London and started doing stand-up comedy. She posted this picture on Twitter of an e-mail received regarding a gig she was booked for, and it went viral. Pretty crazy how it took off. The likes of Jason Manford, Sarah Millican, Frankie Boyle, Gina Yashere, Justin Moorhouse and Sarah Silverman shared it or commented on it. It made the front page if the 'i' newspaper, and was reported in The Guardian amongst others.
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Could be a blessing in disguise if she's half decent.
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