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07-12-2018, 03:04 PM | #12861 (permalink) |
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No lie, I wouldn’t want to live there either.
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07-12-2018, 05:25 PM | #12863 (permalink) |
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Del's fall. I think he fell about 6-8 feet.
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07-12-2018, 05:28 PM | #12864 (permalink) |
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ok 1. watching that fall is actually hilarious. feel bad for the guy but... lol
2. watsky has fans??? how do people listen to him and not cringe with every line
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07-12-2018, 05:29 PM | #12866 (permalink) |
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Same. Would make a good meme with the text floating over Del tbh.
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07-12-2018, 05:39 PM | #12867 (permalink) |
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give me 1 good bar with the caveat it can not be led into or followed up with one that’s so lame i’ll instantly forget about it
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07-12-2018, 07:57 PM | #12870 (permalink) |
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[Intro] Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag [Chorus] I thought Swag was dead way before this I thought Swag had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus I thought Swag was dead way before this I thought Swag had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus [Verse 1] You're a Boss hog, you're a top dog You're so slamming, that I would say you've got pogs You're suave, swell, sick In the sense of being ill, chill, slick You're hip, You're a hit, You're the tits, You're it If I were being rude then I would say you're the SSHSHHHHS-- Shimmy shimmy cocopuffs, You're so loco You're so dope it's nuts. you're raw as an open cut You're bold, you're golden, You're Funner A stone cold stunner, A real mean mugger You're colder than the other side of my pillow Or hot as the underside of the cover in a Los Angeles summer You're not dumb and dumber, You're smart and smarter You're hard and harder You're Peter Parker Right after the spider bite You're so dynamite Brightest light A hypest hype You're so zen, you're a ten, you're gem Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme [Spoken Interlude] In 1860 Walt Whitman wrote "I cock my hat as I please" in his famous poem Leaves of Grass In 2012 Just Bieber said "Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue I don't know about me, but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag [Chorus] I thought Swag was dead way before this I thought Swag had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus [Verse 2] Presence, essence, pizzazz, panache, dashing, flashy, brazen and brash The verve, the nerve, the truth, the proof, the cash , the passion and class Better than ever, cool as a cucumber, smoother than butter, a little bit smug Hotter than a mug, eye of the Tiger, the heart of a lion, the look of thug; Pick of the litter, the attitude, the cleanup hitter, the baddest dude; Totally sure, full of allure, a raconteur, the poison and cure; Gravitas, glamour, you're droppin' the hammer, a swashbuckling debonaire A lister, with an X Factor, a capital G with the best hair Dragon slayer, the franchise player, The king, the president, governor, mayor You're rare, the opposite of square and pompous, You're shaped with flair like a rhombus Confident, jaunty, awesomely saucy, You got more props than Ghandi You got it on lock, rocks and moxie, you're rocking some brand new socksies From city to city the grittiest kid, and he could be little bit cocky But saying Swag is obnoxious And if you be looking capture the confident way that I'm walking and talking there's options! Just say he's got 'Watsky" |
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