The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Oriphiel · 07-03-2018, 05:15 PM

Frownland is a Fake Mod.

OccultHawk · 07-03-2018, 06:38 PM

Guns aren’t tools with constructive purposes like knives and hammers

But going to the range is fun and a lot of people take comfort in have another course of action in case of a break-in than just calling 911

Trollheart · 07-03-2018, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Troll, did you not read my post?

- hunting
- target practice
- recreation
- sporting
- self defense

Yeah I did. But all of those are just variations on the one theme: shoot. That's what I'm saying. That's all a gun can do, all it can be expected to do, all it's intended to do. A knife can prepare food, open boxes, cut rope and stuff. Knives win in terms of being more versatile and therefore there being a better reason to have one.

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Pretty much this. Same goes for someone who's really buff. I'd probably be more scared of them because they could legit beat the crap out of me. A knife can also be terrifying because it's so easily concealed. Literally someone could hide it in their shirt sleeve and BAM. Dead.

I think the sight of someone with a ****ing knife threatening me would be more scary than someone with a gun pointing it at me. Maybe. A knife just seems like it would be more, I don't know, primal. Evil. ****ing scary. Mind you, I've only ever been threatened with a knife once, but that was enough.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm sure he doesn't have any of his own to pursue his lifelong love of shooting watermelons.

What do people have against watermelons anyway?

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Some should be regulated. Some should remain legal. Switchblades are illegal. I can't carry my butterfly knives on me or in my car. Stilettos are illegal.

Never said they were the same. Said they are both tools. You guys can try to twist me into a pretzel over this all you want. I ain't budging on anything.

Hey man, it's your right to wear any sort of shoes you want!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Spoiler for **** the hell off!!!:

Stop. Showing. This. ****ING. Picture! PLEASE!!!

The Batlord · 07-03-2018, 07:05 PM

Anteater · 07-03-2018, 07:27 PM

I'm getting hungry for Kentucky Fried Elephant now.

OccultHawk · 07-03-2018, 07:30 PM

I want it noted I pledged not join in on the negativity after Exo’s post and I’m sticking to my word.

**Frownland** · 07-03-2018, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I want it noted I pledged not join in on the negativity after Exo’s post and I’m sticking to my word.

What does 1 minus 2 equal?

Chula Vista · 07-03-2018, 07:49 PM

Fixation

1. An obsessive interest in or feeling about someone or something.

Guys, let it go. None of you are going to change my views and I'm not going to change yours. Let's move on.

Key · 07-03-2018, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I want it noted I pledged not join in on the negativity after Exo’s post and I’m sticking to my word.

You and I both, friend

OccultHawk · 07-03-2018, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

What does 1 minus 2 equal?

Just one away from a fresh start.

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07-03-2018, 07:49 PM	#12618 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Fixation 1. An obsessive interest in or feeling about someone or something. Guys, let it go. None of you are going to change my views and I'm not going to change yours. Let's move on. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”