The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[The Batlord]

****ing soccer fags.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

speak on this

Sheep

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

There you go. Work harder, son.

You, lay off the trolling.

[OccultHawk]

https://www.google.com/amp/www.latim...outputType=amp

Trump says he is likely to support ending blanket federal ban on marijuana

If Trump follows through on that I will register to vote and vote for him.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Fluff

How come we've brought booze up?

That's what happens when you drink too much, it comes back up.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I cant speak for anyone else, but id treat her exactly the same as i treat every other person I interact with, with decency and respect. Im just glad to know how she really feels so I can decide if shes someone id want to be associated with. I'm not the kind of person who watches or gets off on others getting hurt, hell I don't even rubberneck over car accidents or peak out my window for the domestic dispute across the street.

Also, if the worst 5 minutes of my life went viral id own it.

I find this rant rather funny coming from someone spreading videos about some chick high on meth and flakka.

You don't masturbate out of your window? Good to hear.

Originally Posted by Exo

Chules, the reason bans don't happen as much as you seem to think they should is because if I were to ban everybody on this forum who was a piece of sh*t then it'd just be WWWP and Ori and that wouldn't be fun would it?

Of course I think those aren't the only two.

You get banned occasionally because you fly off the handle. The ban is 50% so it doesn't get worse and 50% an involuntary cool down period which you need because that's part of your character.

Yes! I've made it! Exo thinks I'm shit! Finally, I'm one of the guys!

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Soccer players dribble, right?

Only Yaya Toure

Originally Posted by Fluff

I'm just saying mate the joke would have worked with a player that dribbles not tackles.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or if he knew the first thing about football.

Originally Posted by Fluff

This was just an excuse to post the N word.

I have reported this casual racism.

I think this prejudice against REMOVED should stop. It's not funny. What have REMOVEDs ever done to anyone?

[Chula Vista]

I truly feel like I should be having to pay a monthly subscription for this sort of entertainment.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/09/polit...nce/index.html

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Sheep

Yes, for the most part. But not all. I'm not against showing intolerance towards racism, personally, but the internet holds character down over one mistake. Which is trash.

And Batlord is right about it being fun to hate on Logan Paul. But that suicide forest thing was probably the biggest proof of how sheepish and superficial people can be. Because of all the people spitting at Logan (who still is a douche regardless) not one of them actually talked about suicide prevention. Logan Paul did. He actually seemed genuine about it too, despite the fact that he probably pat himself on the back for it and was obviously sensationalizing this corpse for youtube views.

[OccultHawk]

Somewhat new subject but I’m sick of hearing about suicide prevention

Once you need suicide prevention your life is ****ed

What we need is ****ed up life prevention

If I got problems stacked up making me want to die you might think you did a good think talking me off the ledge but I wake up the next morning feeling the same ****ing way you didn’t do me any favor

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

but Occult, if you life is ****ty, it must be your state of mind, have you considered buying a vacuum cleaner, paypal me $9.99 to get $10 off my 5 Steps To Improve Your Whiny Cuck Life

I almost missed the JP reference

Good one lol

[DwnWthVwls]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Somewhat new subject but I’m sick of hearing about suicide prevention

Once you need suicide prevention your life is ****ed

What we need is ****ed up life prevention

If I got problems stacked up making me want to die you might think you did a good think talking me off the ledge but I wake up the next morning feeling the same ****ing way you didn’t do me any favor

Cant prevent people from ****ing up their own life unless you take away a lot of their freedoms.. take your pick