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Old 06-03-2018, 06:30 PM   #11731 (permalink)
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I don't know, I can't damn well ask a cat about it's existential thoughts.
Did you discuss it with a baby?
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:31 PM   #11732 (permalink)
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Yes. And yes to every other stupid example you can think of.
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:32 PM   #11733 (permalink)
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Are babies atheists?
No but if you throw them off a building they'll be pancakes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:34 PM   #11734 (permalink)
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Do Christians become atheists when they’re unconscious?
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:36 PM   #11735 (permalink)
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Can anyone be an atheist if money is God?
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:37 PM   #11736 (permalink)
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Did you discuss it with a baby?
No, because a baby doesn't have the cognitive ability to hold a conversation, depending on the age, so the baby probably doesn't have the cognitive ability to ponder ideas of creationism or God so it damn well couldn't believe in an idea it's never been introduced to.

And Christians don't become atheists when they are unconscious.
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:38 PM   #11737 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:39 PM   #11738 (permalink)
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Can anyone be an atheist if money is God?
You're really just confusing the concept of an idol with the concept of a God here.
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Are Xenomorphs atheists? Or are they in fact religious zealots who are so offended by heathens that they can't even bring themselves to attempt converting them? Perhaps we are simply too tainted by our ignorance of our sins for there to be any hope of redemption and they are in fact granting us mercy by releasing us from our miserable, godless existences.
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