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OccultHawk 06-03-2018 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1957878)
I don't know, I can't damn well ask a cat about it's existential thoughts.

Did you discuss it with a baby?

OccultHawk 06-03-2018 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1957880)
Yes. And yes to every other stupid example you can think of.

Even tables?

The Batlord 06-03-2018 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1957874)
Are babies atheists?

No but if you throw them off a building they'll be pancakes.

OccultHawk 06-03-2018 06:34 PM

Do Christians become atheists when they’re unconscious?

OccultHawk 06-03-2018 06:36 PM

Can anyone be an atheist if money is God?

Lucem Ferre 06-03-2018 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1957881)
Did you discuss it with a baby?

No, because a baby doesn't have the cognitive ability to hold a conversation, depending on the age, so the baby probably doesn't have the cognitive ability to ponder ideas of creationism or God so it damn well couldn't believe in an idea it's never been introduced to.

And Christians don't become atheists when they are unconscious.

Frownland 06-03-2018 06:38 PM

Are aliens god?

Lucem Ferre 06-03-2018 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1957885)
Can anyone be an atheist if money is God?

You're really just confusing the concept of an idol with the concept of a God here.

Frownland 06-03-2018 06:40 PM

Are atheist yellow?

The Batlord 06-03-2018 06:42 PM

Are Xenomorphs atheists? Or are they in fact religious zealots who are so offended by heathens that they can't even bring themselves to attempt converting them? Perhaps we are simply too tainted by our ignorance of our sins for there to be any hope of redemption and they are in fact granting us mercy by releasing us from our miserable, godless existences.


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