The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Oriphiel]

Scientologists vs. Zionists vs Lizard People vs Underground Nazis vs Moon Nazis

Who would win in a fight?

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Scientologists vs. Zionists vs Lizard People vs Underground Nazis vs Moon Nazis

Who would win in a fight?

Scientologists sign a BILLION-year contract, so they seem loyal as fuck. Will probably fight until their dying breath. On the other hand, zionists have "God" on their side, which is hard to quantify, but can't be ignored. The lizard people can shape-shift, giving them an edge, but I feel that the underground Nazis might team up with the Moon Nazis, giving them an unfair advantage. It's a tough one to call.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

No, I PURPOSELY left out the "zionist" moniker because I was studying the Jewish Talmud and remembered that zionist or not, ALL practicing religious Jews get the same smoke blown up their asses since birth, with their holy books.

So all Jews are evil basically.

Also, I have neither a daughter, nor any flannel.

Then I guess your son wears a feather boa.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by grindy

You watch too much Family Guy.

I try not to. That one was good though.

Originally Posted by MicShazam

Are you Dave Mustaine?

Is this another conspiracy theory?

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

“When it comes to a non-Jew in peace times, one may harm him indirectly, for instance, by removing a ladder after he had fallen into a crevice.” [Shulkan Arukh, Yoreh De ‘ah, 158][/I][/B]

[ ^ That last one is actually kind of funny.]

So the moral is, if you're painting a house DO NOT ask a Jew to hold the ladder!!

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

So all Jews are evil basically.



Then I guess your son wears a feather boa.

That makes me think of The Man Who Fell in Love with the Moon

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

So all Jews are evil basically.

Judaism is an odd thing. It's an ethno-religion. It's both a religion AND a race. It's the religious part that fucks them up. The Talmud is rife with BS [and yes lucem ferre, so are the cannons of other religions, but this is the one we are discussing right now, so calm your fucking tits, white knight].

An ethnic Jew who doesn't follow the Talmud or support zionism is perfectly fine in my book. There are many good Jews out there. I am friends with an Ashkenazi who hates zionism.

[Frownland]

Please discuss your silly ideas without name calling.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Please discuss your silly ideas without name calling.

He insults me in nearly EVERY post that we exchange. Calling me "moron" and "retard." I know he's fragile, but if dishes it out, he should be able to take it. I realize that you are doing your job as a mod, which is an odd thing in and of itself. Thank you for the input.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

He insults me in nearly EVERY post that we exchange. Calling me "moron" and "retard." I know he's fragile, but if dishes it out, he should be able to take it. I realize that you are doing your job as a mod, which is an odd thing in and of itself. Thank you for the input.

It's always a mutual exchange of insults sparked off by you trying to dismiss someone's ideas. Name calling is not allowed. Cut it out.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Frownland

It's always a mutual exchange of insults sparked off by you trying to dismiss someone's ideas. Name calling is not allowed. Cut it out.

Seems that you and I are reading different threads. #SelectiveMemory #RevisionistHistory