The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

OccultHawk · 05-27-2018, 02:34 AM

Remember when Romney said they tied their dog (in its crate) to the top of their car?

What an *******. Plus, his business practices were crooked as all ****. He probably ****ed over more people than Trump vulturing up those businesses. On top of that Mormons are retarded. I’m glad Mormons are treated like stupid freaks down here. You’re better off being an atheist in the south.

**Frownland** · 05-27-2018, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Remember when Romney said they tied their dog (in its crate) to the top of their car?

When you have a very floofy dog, you'll try anything to dry it after a bath.

OccultHawk · 05-27-2018, 09:00 AM

CNN Headline

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US lost track of 1,500 immigrant children, but says it's not 'legally responsible'
2:39 PM EDT May 26, 2018
The federal government has placed thousands of unaccompanied immigrant children in the homes of sponsors, but last year it couldn't account for nearly 1,500 of them.

****ing Christ

That’s some unbelievable sorry ass ****

Trollheart · 05-27-2018, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

It's actually Dutch. Very close though.

Yeah but also used by Germans of course, so it's the same I guess as saying "si" is Mexican not Spanish. Shrug.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Remember when Romney said they tied their dog (in its crate) to the top of their car?

Prick. Guess he just wanted his pet to be top dog, huh?

**Frownland** · 05-27-2018, 10:28 AM

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Yeah but also used by Germans of course, so it's the same I guess as saying "si" is Mexican not Spanish. Shrug.

Mexican is Spanish and Dutch is a different (although related) language from German. Terrible analogy 2/10

Trollheart · 05-27-2018, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Mexican is Spanish and Dutch is a different (although related) language from German. Terrible analogy 2/10

Both use Ja as a way of saying yes. I don't see the difference. You're just splitting hares.

grindy · 05-27-2018, 10:38 AM

Ja.

**Frownland** · 05-27-2018, 10:38 AM

I'm aware that they're cognates, it's just a dumb analogy.

The Batlord · 05-27-2018, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Both use Ja as a way of saying yes. I don't see the difference. You're just splitting hares.

Mexican vs. Spanish = Irish vs. English

Trollheart · 05-27-2018, 11:12 AM

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I'm aware that they're cognates, it's just a dumb analogy.

You're a dumb analogy.

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