The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

OccultHawk · 05-09-2018, 07:20 AM

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Learn to cook the perfect plate of scrambled eggs

Add one cup of great value fiesta blend cheese.

You’re welcome

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-09-2018, 12:23 PM

I like the slow cooked way. Takes about 15-20 minutes with a whisk and a very low heat.

**Frownland** · 05-09-2018, 12:31 PM

Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero).

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-09-2018, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero).

Low and slow is the one. I think the French favour this method.

When I first started cooking I used to do it in the microwave in a Pyrex jug btw.

OccultHawk · 05-09-2018, 12:48 PM

https://www.npr.org/2018/05/07/60918...-from-similar-

I know these stories get old and boring to people but this really upsetting to me

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Congress is set to fund a new, "low-yield" atomic weapon. The Pentagon says one is needed to plausibly deter any plans by Russia to use smaller nukes. Critics say such a "useable" nuke would increase, not decrease, the likelihood of the nuclear war that military planners say they want to avoid.

Anyone who needs a refresher course on the horrors of a “low-yield” nuke should read these two books:

Boo USA

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-09-2018, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

the only proper thing to do with an American flag

lol

The Batlord · 05-09-2018, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

the only proper thing to do with an American flag

**Frownland** · 05-09-2018, 04:37 PM

Why is it okay to put the American flag on plates for your disgusting mayo "salad" and not on toilet paper?

The Batlord · 05-09-2018, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Why is it okay to put the American flag on plates for your disgusting mayo "salad" and not on toilet paper?

It's actually not. The flag is never supposed to be used as a decoration, whether you have an American flag shirt, plate, or even a guitar. It all breaks flag etiquette and is un-American. Sorry, Tobe.

**Frownland** · 05-09-2018, 04:47 PM

I know, but Captain America seems cool with it.

05-09-2018, 12:31 PM	#10883 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero). __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-09-2018, 04:37 PM	#10888 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Why is it okay to put the American flag on plates for your disgusting mayo "salad" and not on toilet paper? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-09-2018, 04:47 PM	#10890 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I know, but Captain America seems cool with it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-09-2018, 12:23 PM	#10882 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I like the slow cooked way. Takes about 15-20 minutes with a whisk and a very low heat.