The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

OccultHawk · 05-08-2018, 05:48 PM

McCain telling Trump he won’t be invited to his funeral gives me chills.

**Goofle** · 05-08-2018, 05:50 PM

Trump rn

**Janszoon** · 05-08-2018, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle

Trump rn

I'm pretty sure he didn't go to nursing school.

Chula Vista · 05-08-2018, 07:35 PM

Ori,

Other than trying to dis on me every chance you get, what's your mission statement?

You're starting to come across as a total dick. Just saying.

**Frownland** · 05-08-2018, 08:00 PM

Deep down, I think there's a little dick inside all of us.

OccultHawk · 05-08-2018, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Ori,

Other than trying to dis on me every chance you get, what's your mission statement?

You're starting to come across as a total dick. Just saying.

He’s just ribbing you man. **** you’re from Boston?

Oriphiel · 05-09-2018, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Ori,

Other than trying to dis on me every chance you get, what's your mission statement?

You're starting to come across as a total dick. Just saying.

My mission statement is thus:

1. Save the world (except New Jersey)
2. Fuck an android
3. Write a story that I'm 100% satisfied with
4. Get paid to do what I love
5. Replace one of my hands with a Psycho Gun
6. Learn the secrets of teleportation so I never again have to deal with shitty drivers
7. Learn to cook the perfect plate of scrambled eggs
8. Fight a clone of myself on top of a moving train
9. Escape Raccoon City
10. Mess with Chules Verne when he goofs

OccultHawk · 05-09-2018, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Learn to cook the perfect plate of scrambled eggs

Add one cup of great value fiesta blend cheese.

You’re welcome

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-09-2018, 11:23 AM

I like the slow cooked way. Takes about 15-20 minutes with a whisk and a very low heat.

**Frownland** · 05-09-2018, 11:31 AM

Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero).

05-08-2018, 05:48 PM	#10871 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	McCain telling Trump he won’t be invited to his funeral gives me chills. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-08-2018, 07:35 PM	#10874 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Ori, Other than trying to dis on me every chance you get, what's your mission statement? You're starting to come across as a total dick. Just saying. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-08-2018, 08:00 PM	#10875 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Deep down, I think there's a little dick inside all of us. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-09-2018, 11:31 AM	#10880 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero). __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-09-2018, 11:23 AM	#10879 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I like the slow cooked way. Takes about 15-20 minutes with a whisk and a very low heat.