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Old 04-30-2018, 11:33 AM   #10821 (permalink)
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Kor! Really! It's a new, clear development that looks like it might actually have Seoul. Trump that! And **** Kim.
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Old 05-01-2018, 12:38 PM   #10822 (permalink)
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I can't believe that the Whitehouse Correspondents' Association, in an unforced error of judgement, let that proven liar, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, win both the moral high ground and the public's sympathy.

Great job, Michelle Wolf - in 20 mins you did more damage to the press's hard-won claims to decency and integrity than Trump has done in a year.
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Old 05-01-2018, 12:46 PM   #10823 (permalink)
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Her abortion one was a real zinger. She should write jokes for people with tolerable voices.
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Old 05-01-2018, 12:46 PM   #10824 (permalink)
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I can't believe that the Whitehouse Correspondents' Association, in an unforced error of judgement, let that proven liar, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, win both the moral high ground and the public's sympathy.

Great job, Michelle Wolf - in 20 mins you did more damage to the press's hard-won claims to decency and integrity than Trump has done in a year.
Why are you blaming a comedian for being a comedian?

Anyone sympathetic to that repulsive bull**** lying fat **** also should die.
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Old 05-01-2018, 12:48 PM   #10825 (permalink)
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Her abortion one was a real zinger. She should write jokes for people with tolerable voices.
Trump is the one pussy you can’t grab was a good joke.

The **** on Huckabee was way too soft. Look at what she had to work with.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:07 PM   #10826 (permalink)
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Her abortion one was a real zinger. She should write jokes for people with tolerable voices.
^ Yes, I found her voice to be very grating after a few minutes too.

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Why are you blaming a comedian for being a comedian?
^ I'm blaming a woman for so publicly criticising another woman about her looks. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is responsible for constantly misleading the public. Why pick on her for something she should not be blamed for: her face. Wolf's remark were also a kick in the teeth for women everywhere, who for decades have been pleading: don't judge us for our looks.

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^ Regardless of how much we dislike SHS sympathizers, thanks to Wolf, there are now thousands more of them. That's why I'm sarcastically saying, "Great job Michelle."

And yes, Wolf did have some good jokes, but for every zinger there was usually a fumble or an unzinger.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:18 PM   #10827 (permalink)
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Why pick on her for something she should not be blamed for: her face
Because it’s a ****ing roast. And she’s ugly.

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Christ. She’s a comedian not your ****ing therapist.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:21 PM   #10828 (permalink)
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^ Yes, I found her voice to be very grating after a few minutes too.



^ I'm blaming a woman for so publicly criticising another woman about her looks. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is responsible for constantly misleading the public. Why pick on her for something she should not be blamed for: her face. Wolf's remark were also a kick in the teeth for women everywhere, who for decades have been pleading: don't judge us for our looks.



^ Regardless of how much we dislike SHS sympathizers, thanks to Wolf, there are now thousands more of them. That's why I'm sarcastically saying, "Great job Michelle."

And yes, Wolf did have some good jokes, but for every zinger there was usually a fumble or an unzinger.
I will now expect you to come down on anyone who makes fun of Donald Trump's hair or fake tan.
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Good. I hate them whether their sympathetic to that ****ing cow or not.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:32 PM   #10830 (permalink)
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I'm blaming a woman for so publicly criticising another woman about her looks. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is responsible for constantly misleading the public. Why pick on her for something she should not be blamed for: her face. Wolf's remark were also a kick in the teeth for women everywhere, who for decades have been pleading: don't judge us for our looks.
Here is her joke: She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.

Sounds more like criticism of her dishonesty coupled with a reference to her makeup. This is being breathlessly reported because news is kind of slow, don't give into the hype. This is a non-story and honestly, the comedian was incredibly tame.

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Those claims were revoked in 2010.
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