The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[OccultHawk]

Our narratives are pretty much the same.

I think you want me to be defending the white dude so you can direct your moral outrage at me. However, I haven’t defended him. I think the same thing Batlord thinks, that’s it's complete lunacy to go blasting off your shotgun because someone knocked on your door. He had another gun related charge during a road rage incident. He should be removed from society as a menace. If his wife gets a charge for anything they should lock her crazy ass away as well.

Now, if it’ll make you feel better I can start trolling about why firing the 12 gauge was justified and you can get all worked up and release on me. I do like me some trollin so it’s no sweat off my balls. Let me know.

[OccultHawk]

cartoonishly racist

Now I’m going to defend Trollheart’s scenario.

Do any of you doubt that they commonly use the n-word in that house?

[Frownland]

White supremacist literature though? We all know that they can't read. Unrealistic.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Frownland

White supremacist literature though? We all know that they can't read. Unrealistic.

I would not be at all surprised to find that somewhere in that house is a white robe and hood, and white supremacist literature

Fair point.

He did leave it open ended, though.

[Akai]

Originally Posted by Frownland

White supremacist literature though? We all know that they can't read. Unrealistic.

Maybe that keep it low key when guests are over and replace it with a copy of Huckleberry Finn on the coffee table.

[Frownland]

Nationwide hunt for grandmother accused of killing her husband — and then her look-alike

Has there been a movie similar to this? Would be a good one.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Nationwide hunt for grandmother accused of killing her husband — and then her look-alike

Has there been a movie similar to this? Would be a good one.

America is rooting for you grandma!!!

[Frownland]

Pretty nifty identity theft scheme imo. I found my own doppelganger once, I should have given it a whack.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Pretty nifty identity theft scheme imo. I found my own doppelganger once, I should have given it a whack.

You should have told him how fuckable he was.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

You think that making one side cartoonishly racist is different from viewing the situation in black and white? Alrighty then.

Hmm I don't think it'd make a good cartoon really. Disney, are you listening down there?

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Our narratives are pretty much the same.

I think you want me to be defending the white dude so you can direct your moral outrage at me. However, I haven’t defended him. I think the same thing Batlord thinks, that’s it's complete lunacy to go blasting off your shotgun because someone knocked on your door. He had another gun related charge during a road rage incident. He should be removed from society as a menace. If his wife gets a charge for anything they should lock her crazy ass away as well.

Now, if it’ll make you feel better I can start trolling about why firing the 12 gauge was justified and you can get all worked up and release on me. I do like me some trollin so it’s no sweat off my balls. Let me know.

Nah you're good. I think I misunderstood your point of view. Pols.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Now I’m going to defend Trollheart’s scenario.

Do any of you doubt that they commonly use the n-word in that house?

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Originally Posted by Frownland

White supremacist literature though? We all know that they can't read. Unrealistic.

What? You never heard of The Ladybird Big Book of Racists? Or Racism For Dummies (with easy-to-follow pictures, and including the fun game, Hang the Black Man and Pin the Chain On the Slave)? Here's an extract:
See Dick. See Dick Run. Run Dick Run. See Omar. See Omar Run. Die Omar Die. Dick Shoots Omar. See Dick. See Dick Get Off With A Misdemeanour Charge As All The Jury Were White. And They All Lived Happily Ever After. Except Omar, Who Can Go **** Himself.

Originally Posted by Akai

Maybe that keep it low key when guests are over and replace it with a copy of Huckleberry Finn on the coffee table.

Or Uncle Tom's Cabin.

Originally Posted by Frownland

Pretty nifty identity theft scheme imo. I found my own doppelganger once, I should have given it a whack.

You should have collaborated on an album with him. No, wait: you definitely should not have done that.