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Old 04-15-2018, 06:06 PM   #10681 (permalink)
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Who hasn't discharged in the street without cause, amirite?
If you're a pregnant woman then you can by law in the UK m8.
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:07 PM   #10682 (permalink)
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If you're a pregnant woman then you can by law in the UK m8.
Pregnant women get to ejaculate in the street?
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:13 PM   #10683 (permalink)
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Pregnant women get to ejaculate in the street?
I think it's an old law like the law of being able to legally shoot a Scotsman with a crossbow in York.
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:18 PM   #10684 (permalink)
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Actually, you don't know that. For all you know, the first she saw him was when he knocked at the door. You could be right, but I bet that stupid bitch would have gone off at any black kid, even one selling cookies or ****ing Watchtower. Stupid cow, and her stupid **** husband who thinks he can discharge a firearm in the street without cause.

****ing **** Americans.
What the **** are you blaming me for?
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:21 PM   #10685 (permalink)
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I think it's an old law like the law of being able to legally shoot a Scotsman with a crossbow in York.
If I remember right killing Mormons was actually legal in Missouri until 1976.

In many states it's actually legal to rape your wife. Like, they don't consider it rape in those states if you're married.
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:27 PM   #10686 (permalink)
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If I remember right killing Mormons was actually legal in Missouri until 1976.

In many states it's actually legal to rape your wife. Like, they don't consider it rape in those states if you're married.
I've heard about this before, just goes to show how long a way some law systems have to go.
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:28 PM   #10687 (permalink)
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You gotta respect open season on Mormons though.
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:30 PM   #10688 (permalink)
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I think it's an old law like the law of being able to legally shoot a Scotsman with a crossbow in York.
Serves the ****ing Scot right for bringing a crossbow to a gunfight!
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What the **** are you blaming me for?
For being American. And for trying to see it from the point of view of the ****ers who could have killed the kid. Stop making excuses for these ****s. There are none. If he/she/they were worried they could have yelled at the kid (would probably have run off) or in an extreme case called the cops. It's possibly even acceptable for him to have threatened him with the gun. But to fire it? At an unarmed kid? No. **** that. There is no excuse.
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In many states it's actually legal to rape your wife. Like, they don't consider it rape in those states if you're married.
Nah that was mermen. **** them guys.
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:32 PM   #10689 (permalink)
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You gotta respect open season on Mormons though.
I mean, I live in Utah, of course I do.
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:35 PM   #10690 (permalink)
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For being American. And for trying to see it from the point of view of the ****ers who could have killed the kid. Stop making excuses for these ****s. There are none. If he/she/they were worried they could have yelled at the kid (would probably have run off) or in an extreme case called the cops. It's possibly even acceptable for him to have threatened him with the gun. But to fire it? At an unarmed kid? No. **** that. There is no excuse.
**** you you drunk mick. I didn’t make any ****ing excuses for anybody I’m just saying how I figure it happened.
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