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Old 04-02-2018, 10:20 AM   #10521 (permalink)
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They're always portrayed as criminals, but what about all of the honest monkey businessmen?
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Old 04-02-2018, 10:23 AM   #10522 (permalink)
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They're always portrayed as criminals, but what about all of the honest monkey businessmen?
I have a lot of monkey friends and they don’t even like bananas.

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Old 04-02-2018, 10:26 AM   #10523 (permalink)
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****ing Cleveland.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-02-2018, 10:30 AM   #10524 (permalink)
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Cops search for baby-snatching monkey in India

Imagine being reduced to a baby snatcher. Think of how monkeys will be represented in the media because of this.
My money's on the mother as the prime suspect in this case.
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Old 04-02-2018, 10:30 AM   #10525 (permalink)
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****ing Cleveland.
Do you get it though?
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Old 04-02-2018, 10:36 AM   #10526 (permalink)
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Yes yes I get it.
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Old 04-02-2018, 10:53 AM   #10527 (permalink)
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Did you get both things? There are two things.
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:30 AM   #10528 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:01 PM   #10529 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:09 PM   #10530 (permalink)
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damn indeed.
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