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Cuthbert 03-20-2018 02:42 PM

I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

OccultHawk 03-20-2018 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1934746)

Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

OccultNewsNetwork.

OccultHawk 03-20-2018 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1934750)
I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

You’ve obviously never experienced a Zionist headlock.

Frownland 03-20-2018 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1934750)
I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

Unless he went into cardiac arrest after he got his noggin locked, he very well could have been unconscious.

Cuthbert 03-20-2018 02:47 PM

I'll need to see the seats.

Frownland 03-20-2018 02:49 PM

Probably similar to these

https://www.theaterseatstore.com/magnolia-black-X-5.jpg

Psy-Fi 03-20-2018 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1934751)
Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

OccultNewsNetwork.

The best antidote to "fake" news. :cool:

Trollheart 03-20-2018 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1934751)
Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

OccultNewsNetwork.

Why Jewish?

I'm assuming the seats move automatically or electronically, and maybe it moved when he put his head under it and was trapped that way? You're right though, MLM: it doesn't give enough details to work out how exactly it happened.

OccultHawk 03-20-2018 03:32 PM

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Why Jewish?
[MERIT] was put on special assessment.

The Batlord 03-20-2018 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1934737)
What is the law that bans being offensive? The article says that the sheriff called it offensive then extensively covers his video and the predictable reaction. It doesn't even say what exactly he had been convicted of. Some history on the legislation would be nice too. It's just poor journalism mate. It's focused on the reaction because that gets clicks. Boo.

I mean to be fair no matter what law it is should be shot in the head if a man should be convicted of anything for training a dog to sieg heil and posting it on Youtube.


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