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Old 03-12-2018, 11:33 AM   #10241 (permalink)
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Dumb kids. You're supposed to hyperventilate and stand up quickly, not actually choke yourself out.
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Old 03-12-2018, 11:36 AM   #10242 (permalink)
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Dumb kids. You're supposed to hyperventilate and stand up quickly, not actually choke yourself out.
Yeah

I actually used to love doing that

Now it just happens for no reason
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Old 03-12-2018, 12:52 PM   #10243 (permalink)
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The mobile Burger van is the perfect solution; Chula and Batlord could go on a Thelma-&-Louise style roadtrip together, cementing their friendship as they flip burgers shoulder to shoulder across the US.
I only see one problem. He'd eat em quicker than I could cook em.
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We're about to find out if small hands really equal small Johnson.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/12/polit...urn/index.html
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:52 PM   #10245 (permalink)
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*clutches pearls in distress*
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She'd make the money back and then some on media appearances alone
She probably doesn’t even have the money on hand. Someone is trying to front it to her for a cut is my guess. Next step is out with it anyway and someone guarantees to cover legal fees and all for a cut. Or she just gets straight up funded by the never trumpers. She’s in a great situation, that’s for sure. What a career boost!
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What a career boost!
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:47 PM   #10248 (permalink)
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Stormy Daniels Fails to Draw Crowd During Long Island Strip Club Appearance

Pretty sure that this is a scene from Twin Peaks.
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Old 03-12-2018, 07:28 PM   #10249 (permalink)
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Stormy Daniels Fails to Draw Crowd During Long Island Strip Club Appearance

Pretty sure that this is a scene from Twin Peaks.
Didn't realise they expected her to be an artist, too!
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:29 AM   #10250 (permalink)
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Tillerson outie... no biggie, just the Secretary of State

Tune in tomorrow...

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