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Chula Vista 03-12-2018 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1932627)
The mobile Burger van is the perfect solution; Chula and Batlord could go on a Thelma-&-Louise style roadtrip together, cementing their friendship as they flip burgers shoulder to shoulder across the US.

I only see one problem. He'd eat em quicker than I could cook em. :D

Chula Vista 03-12-2018 12:22 PM

We're about to find out if small hands really equal small Johnson.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/12/polit...urn/index.html

Frownland 03-12-2018 12:52 PM

*clutches pearls in distress*

OccultHawk 03-12-2018 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1932648)
She'd make the money back and then some on media appearances alone

She probably doesn’t even have the money on hand. Someone is trying to front it to her for a cut is my guess. Next step is out with it anyway and someone guarantees to cover legal fees and all for a cut. Or she just gets straight up funded by the never trumpers. She’s in a great situation, that’s for sure. What a career boost!

Chula Vista 03-12-2018 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1932655)
What a career boost!

Church.

Frownland 03-12-2018 05:47 PM

Stormy Daniels Fails to Draw Crowd During Long Island Strip Club Appearance

Pretty sure that this is a scene from Twin Peaks.

Trollheart 03-12-2018 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1932708)
Stormy Daniels Fails to Draw Crowd During Long Island Strip Club Appearance

Pretty sure that this is a scene from Twin Peaks.

Didn't realise they expected her to be an artist, too! :confused:

OccultHawk 03-13-2018 07:29 AM

Tillerson outie... no biggie, just the Secretary of State

Tune in tomorrow...

Same Trump Time Same Trump Channel

Chula Vista 03-13-2018 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1932718)
Didn't realise they expected her to be an artist.

Unfortunately, as a porn star, she's 10 years past her prime. She'll still bruise the dude big-time.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1932762)
Tillerson outie... no biggie, just the Secretary of State.

Well beyond comprehension at this point.

Frownland 03-13-2018 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1932718)
Didn't realise they expected her to be an artist, too! :confused:

Did you read the whole headline?

In the article it says that there was one security guard in attendance. That's depressingly hilarious.


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