The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Trollheart · 03-10-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I shot the officer.

But did you shoot the deputy?

**Frownland** · 03-10-2018, 01:12 PM

*sigh*

Trollheart · 03-10-2018, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

*sigh*

Your own fault. I asked a perfectly simple question which you could have replied to with a perfectly simple answer, instead you chose to be smart. So you do smart, you get smart back. Believe it or not, I was actually very slightly worried you might have got caught up in the event. How silly of me, huh?

**Frownland** · 03-10-2018, 01:26 PM

I was sighing because it could have been a lot smarter. Pomona is a couple of hours away from where I live, Cali's pretty big.

Paul Smeenus · 03-10-2018, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

https://www.sfgate.com/crime/amp/Act...mpression=true

Confirmed all dead. Not clear when exactly they died. I'm skipping the next presser but I'm sure there will be more info coming out, but i gotta tune out of the play by play, this is so ****ed. Time to send my friend and her family some thoughts and prayers I guess.

This was the lead story on Portland news last night, I'm terribly sorry for your loss Steph.

Lisnaholic · 03-10-2018, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

But did you shoot the deputy?

^ Well, it made me laugh, but I guess that on MB not every joke is for every member.
Luckily for me, I'm hip enough to pick up on the way you cleverly referenced an obsure Bob Marley song.

Trollheart · 03-10-2018, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

^ Well, it made me laugh, but I guess that on MB not every joke is for every member.
Luckily for me, I'm hip enough to pick up on the way you cleverly referenced an obsure Bob Marley song.

He got it all right. He just likes to take any opportunity to belittle me. I'm used to it. Thanks for the supportive comment, but it was a pretty obvious response, which is probably why he didn't like it. I'll be tossing and turning all night now, worrying about his reaction.

Lisnaholic · 03-10-2018, 07:58 PM

Oh, yeah, of course Frownland got the joke; quite possibly thought of the response while typing, "I shot the officer." Sorry if his scorn gives you a sleepless night haha, but as he says,Cali is pretty big; more important in it's own right than many countries, if my school geography lessons serve me well.

OccultHawk · 03-10-2018, 08:09 PM

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He just likes to take any opportunity to belittle me.

Goddamn bitch, are you going through menopause?

Chula Vista · 03-10-2018, 10:17 PM

Can the dude be a bigger a-hole? His two silver spoon fed dickhead sons are dancing the jig. I absolutely HATE entitled rich people like this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.1d0dbd61054d

03-10-2018, 01:12 PM	#10142 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	sigh __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-10-2018, 01:26 PM	#10144 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I was sighing because it could have been a lot smarter. Pomona is a couple of hours away from where I live, Cali's pretty big. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-10-2018, 07:58 PM	#10148 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Oh, yeah, of course Frownland got the joke; quite possibly thought of the response while typing, "I shot the officer." Sorry if his scorn gives you a sleepless night haha, but as he says,Cali is pretty big; more important in it's own right than many countries, if my school geography lessons serve me well. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

03-10-2018, 10:17 PM	#10150 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Can the dude be a bigger a-hole? His two silver spoon fed dickhead sons are dancing the jig. I absolutely HATE entitled rich people like this. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.1d0dbd61054d __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”