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Old 11-13-2017, 02:55 PM   #8161 (permalink)
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Wtf are you blabbering on about? I'm not defending him. Idiot. Try clearing the wax out of your ears before you post, fool of a Took!
Yes. You're bitching about him for snubbing some who-****ing-cares Mick award.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-13-2017, 03:51 PM   #8162 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2017, 04:55 PM   #8163 (permalink)
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Sexual abuse by a 30+ year man with a 14 year old child = stealing a lawn mower.

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I believe Judge Roy Moore - Alabama Political Reporter

Un-****ing-believable.

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$1,000 says this dude diddled his little sister a few decades ago.

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Jesus freak: commit a sin and ask God to forgive you = free pass for the rest of your life.

Atheist: commit a crime and go the **** to jail.

In hindsight, the x-files should have done a mini-series about bible belt yokels.

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Old 11-13-2017, 04:59 PM   #8164 (permalink)
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^Responding to pundits as such is exactly what they want mate. Name recognition is super valuable.
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Old 11-13-2017, 05:10 PM   #8165 (permalink)
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It's just so beyond rational at this point. Didn't think my mind could be blown any worse over politics.

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Old 11-13-2017, 05:30 PM   #8167 (permalink)
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It's just so beyond rational at this point. Didn't think my mind could be blown any worse over politics.

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When pundits say it, remember that making people outraged gets them in the news. It's rarely, if ever, genuine. Sort of like Kim Kardashian: do you think she'd ever make money if people didn't gawk (positively or negatively) about everything she did?
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Old 11-13-2017, 05:59 PM   #8168 (permalink)
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Muslims always start **** then play the victim. It’s not their ****ing country. They got pissed off because Myanmar isn’t an Islamic Theocracy and started pulling that terrorist bull**** but Myanmar had other ideas. Good for them.
And **** the human collateral damage, right?
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Yes. You're bitching about him for snubbing some who-****ing-cares Mick award.
No I ****ing am not you fool. I don't care what he does. I'm saying that what he has done is nothing more than a symbolic gesture made to get his name in the news. I don't care if he stays on the roll, gets his name taken off it or sticks the entire thing up his sanctimonious ****ing hole. My point is, nobody cares and don't make a ****ing news story out of it. Geldof hasn't been in the news for how long? How can this be seen as anything other than his attempt - desperate attempt - to remain relevant in a world that has forgotten who he is?
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:03 PM   #8169 (permalink)
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No I ****ing am not you fool. I don't care what he does. I'm saying that what he has done is nothing more than a symbolic gesture made to get his name in the news. I don't care if he stays on the roll, gets his name taken off it or sticks the entire thing up his sanctimonious ****ing hole. My point is, nobody cares and don't make a ****ing news story out of it. Geldof hasn't been in the news for how long? How can this be seen as anything other than his attempt - desperate attempt - to remain relevant in a world that has forgotten who he is?
Yeah you totally don't sound like a butthurt nationalist.
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Yeah you totally don't sound like a butthurt nationalist.
**** nationalism. If it was an award for being the biggest cocksucker in ireland I'd still say he's a **** for bringing attention to it. **** him. Let him do what he wants, but let him also realise nobody's interested in anything he does or says any more. Live Aid is OVER, man. You've had your time. Now **** off.
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