The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

The bastards are up in our synagogues.

Oh man that can be really painful!

Originally Posted by Frownland

If it's in a book it's gotta be true, right? Nobody would ever publish a lie.

Check out Sagan's Demon Haunted World just because.

Or anything Erik Van Daniken ever wrote.

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

I've got books on the holo-hoax as well.

Oh come on now! Don't tell me you subscribe to this theory that no Jews died in WW2 concentration camps, that they were all holograms created by the Allies after the war?

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

*frown furiously searches the web for a tiny violin to feature on his next album*

*chula hopes he finally lets him add some guitar on it*

*bat misses not only the bowl, but also the rim*

How dare you! Batty doesn't rim. Not even gay men will let him near their action. Everyone has standards.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I do think that it's a tragedy that most tiny violins are unplayable.

Buy a tiny robot and train it to play it. #FrownBotOnTinyViolin

Originally Posted by rubber soul

Yeah, they're doing all sorts of conspiracy theories on Facebook as if everyone's out to destroy what's making America great or something

It's supposed to be his next door neighbor so it probably was a domestic argument. Maybe Paul's dog was barking too loud.

Maybe the neighbour refused to pay for the wall between his and Rand's gardens?

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

My money is on the neighbor’s wife theory. Maybe his daughter...or son (he is a Republican)

I can’t believe he buys his own grass, tbh.

Fixed.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Or anything Erik Van Daniken ever wrote.

Uh, no.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Uh, no.

Chariots of the Gods? Seriously? You believe that stuff?

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Chariots of the Gods? Seriously? You believe that stuff?

Absolutely not.

I dropped the Sagan novel because I consider it to be the definitive demonstration of science and logic as well as skepticism as opposed to denialism. I think that everyone should read it.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Absolutely not.

I dropped the Sagan novel because I consider it to be the definitive demonstration of science and logic as well as skepticism as opposed to denialism. I think that everyone should read it.

I was referring to your sarcastic line above that, that just because it's in a book it must be true, and using EvD as an example of what a fallacy that is. My bad. Maybe. Or maybe you bad. We bad? We cool? Oui?

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

I was referring to your sarcastic line above that, that just because it's in a book it must be true, and using EvD as an example of what a fallacy that is. My bad. Maybe. Or maybe you bad. We bad? We cool? Oui?

Ja I figured that was what you were referring to, just making sure that you didn't think that Sagan was the same breed of writer as Van Daniken.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Ja I figured that was what you were referring to, just making sure that you didn't think that Sagan was the same breed of writer as Van Daniken.

God no. I love Sagan. Watched Cosmos when I was younger and that began a love affair with the guy and his outlook on the future. I think he may have been the first real American I actually looked up to.

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by phenol

no you try to dunk on someone over a missed letter or spelling despite their meaning being clear

particularly funny when you trip over your own language trying to do it

I admit I used spell check on on his quote, but in no way that was trying to "dunk on" him. BTW I just spelled check your name. Am I trying to "dunk" on you? No. I just can't resist using spell check function that's all.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

When you reach a point where you think the Holocaust is a hoax you need help.

It's not like the winners get to write history or anything. . .

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Don't tell me you subscribe to this theory that no Jews died in WW2 concentration camps

I never said NO Jews died, just that the numbers were GROSSLY inflated.

Plus, when you look into the Nazi's collaboration with the zionists, it makes you question things. Not that YOU ever WOULD look into such things, being so oped-minded and INTELLIGENT as you are. [/sarcasm]

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

I never said NO Jews died, just that the numbers were GROSSLY inflated.

Plus, when you look into the Nazi's collaboration with the zionists, it makes you question things. Not that YOU ever WOULD look into such things, being so oped-minded and INTELLIGENT as you are. [/sarcasm]

It was a joke, you twat, which you chose to quote only one part of to, again, unsurprisingly, suit your own rigid agenda.

Talk to some Jews, particularly survivors of the Holocaust, about your theories. You think the Allies made the ****ing numbers up? Frankly, your attitude disgusts me.