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Old 02-12-2013, 10:32 PM   #481 (permalink)
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News story with the least amount of irony, ever, in the history of news stories.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:04 AM   #482 (permalink)
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Probably shouldn't be eating so much burger.
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:51 AM   #483 (permalink)
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Oscar Pistorius Held For Shooting Girlfriend

That sprinter with no legs. I only know who he is cos he endorses the A*Men products by Thierry Mugler. Shot his bird dead, he thought she was a burglar. Valentine's Day of all days.

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Old 02-14-2013, 08:15 AM   #484 (permalink)
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If people are dumb enough to do dangerous sports I see no harm in being dumb enough to eat dangerous food.
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Chubby Checker, Legendary Singer, Sues Over Penis-Measuring App With Same Name

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Old 02-15-2013, 05:55 AM   #486 (permalink)
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Probe launched into Twitter photos of 'James Bulger killer Jon Venables' - Crime - UK - The Independent

Interesting.

Can't believe how many stupid people there are on the internet risking criminal records and fines over posting pictures on Twitter as well.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:45 AM   #487 (permalink)
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Sounds like it could be a hard case to prove, I wonder if it will stand up in court?
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:20 PM   #488 (permalink)
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Sounds like it could be a hard case to prove, I wonder if it will stand up in court?
I don't know. It sounds like a pretty wang and dong case. It'd be pretty penis to prove. I'm sure he'll get all the cock and balls that he's suing for.
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:42 PM   #489 (permalink)
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I don't know. It sounds like a pretty wang and dong case. It'd be pretty penis to prove. I'm sure he'll get all the cock and balls that he's suing for.
cock, balls, scrotum, smelly bridge, sack, testicles, shlong, weapon.
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