The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

I want some muslim in me.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

I want some muslim in me.

And I wanna be in 72 virgins.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

I don't know if Ki could handle it that many times.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

I don't know if Ki could handle it that many times.

I ain't no virgin since your mother was in town, you fuck.

[Blank.]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

I don't know if Ki could handle it that many times.

Allow me to guarantee you that he can.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by Ki

I ain't no virgin since your mother was in town, you fuck.

Don't lie, nobody goes to Seattle.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

Don't lie, nobody goes to Seattle.

At least i'm not some stinky canadian.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by Ki

At least i'm not some stinky canadian.

Hey, there is no need to bring my personal hygiene into this.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

Hey, there is no need to bring my personal hygiene into this.

You should have expected it.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by Ki

You should have accepted it.

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