The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[The Batlord]

It's called a dock.

[Lisnaholic]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's called a dock.

^ And how would that work exactly, I wonder. If you tried tying it up like a boat it would probably fall over or sink.

Originally Posted by jwb

There's no pleasing some people

I'm waiting for the version where he can bike in the sky like ET

^ Yeah, you made me realise that the present model doesn't have a basket on the front for your shopping either. Total scam imo.

[OccultHawk]

-Stampede at Funeral Procession for Iranian Commander Leaves 32 Dead-

Damn

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

-Stampede at Funeral Procession for Iranian Commander Leaves 32 Dead-

Damn

Ya beat me to it.

Dozens killed in stampede at Soleimani's funeral

I wonder if they're considered "collateral damage?"

[Mindy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s70wKLQbxz0

[Mindy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D3b_HjFcyQ

VOA News
Jan 7, 2020

Elon Musk showed off his dance moves at the launch of Tesla's Model Y electric sports utility vehicle program at its new Shanghai factory on Tuesday, January 7, where the company delivered its first cars built outside the United States to the public.
Billionaire CEO Musk danced enthusiastically on stage at the event, then stripped off his jacket and flung it aside to reveal a T-shirt with a cartoon of the factory. In a tweet, he labeled the video "NSFW" - not safe for work.
The $2 billion Tesla Inc. factory started delivering cars in just 357 days, a record for global automakers in China. The first 10 customers from the public received their China-made Model 3 sedans on Tuesday.
The ceremony was attended by Shanghai Mayor Ying Yong and other senior government officials. (REUTERS)

[jwb]

No reported casualties from what I'm reading, a very limited and ineffective strike

Won't stop the white house from storming forward into certain war.

[jwb]

They won't imo

Both are too self interested and yet weak to make such a move

Aka SHOOK.

[Frownland]

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by jwb

No reported casualties from what I'm reading, a very limited and ineffective strike

Won't stop the white house from storming forward into certain war.

A body count really isn't the point. If your white sneakers have been stepped on in the club a nigga's gotta show their strap.

Originally Posted by jwb

They won't imo

Both are too self interested and yet weak to make such a move

Aka SHOOK.

I mean Russia is always like a week away from declaring bankruptcy and China's military spending is just the hedgehog strategy of making sure they can defend if America ever invades for some stupid reason. And yet nations have been declaring idiotic wars for chest beating reasons for thousands of years so who knows.

I mean **** America's entire arsenal at this point is based around fighting 3rd world insurgencies rather than 1st world nations with actual armies but do you think they'll say a word of that when it comes time to flex?