The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[OccultHawk]

Newtown had six year old gray matter splattered all over the classroom

If that ain’t enough it’s a lost cause

These last ones were just whatevs

Guns make rich people richer and this is America.

Dead children don’t mean **** here. Because we’re the most ****ed up deranged country on earth

And I’m going to say it over and over again

F uck America

[The Batlord]

And you are its king.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

And you are its king.

I wish.

I’d immediately dismantle our nuclear arsenal.
I’d free every non-violent criminal immediately.
I’d execute anyone worth over $100,000,000
I’d ban the private automobile.
Free dental and medical. Doctors get $60,000. They don’t like it they can die instead.
The wealth of everyone over $100,000,000 and the military budget would all be distributed to the poor and schools and nutrition and health programs
Money would be phased out completely in ten years
There’d be mass sterilization programs. No escape rich or poor whatever
Everyone would have a modest but comfortable place to live
Places with really scenic value would be for vacation or visiting only.
Weapons would be illegal for everyone.
We’d invest in genetically modified fish and meat and everything
Plastics would only be used for very urgent needs
I’d make every adjustment possible to reach a zero carbon status. Very limited if travel. I’d make all the changes I don’t even know now. Like producing food sources locally. Nuclear power. Wind solar tidal whatever all of it.
After I implented every change neccesary to abolish hierarchy greed money violence and weapons and made every change possible to benefit everyone I would commit suicide on live tv as a statement that it’s wrong to have more power than others

[Psy-Fi]

'Swastika' ride shut down by German amusement park

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

'Swastika' ride shut down by German amusement park

lol

Shapes can be scary

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

lol

Shapes can be scary

Calling the ride "Adlerflug" ("Eagle's Flight") probably didn't go over too well with some folks, either.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Calling the ride "Adlerflug" ("Eagle's Flight") probably didn't go over too well with some folks, either.

Also I heard the ride had separate lines for men and women/children.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by jwb

Also I heard the ride had separate lines for men and women/children.

Instead of forcing you to exit through the gift shop everyone gets a free shower.

I heard they’re changing the name to “Macht Schnell”

[The Batlord]

Arbeit macht fun!!!

[OccultHawk]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/23/us/fl...-st=1566654936

A Florida teacher told students if he were a school shooter, he'd have a 1,000-person body count

When interviewed by an officer, the teacher told police he was a former US Marine and that his statements were a joke.

America loves to train people to kill and then put children in their care. That’s normal here. #****theusa